FML : Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After...

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Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By emm - / Friday 18 March 2011 16:11 / United States

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By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2201200 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:49

Fuck harder, drive softer?(:

By Capt_Oblivious | 9

#2201164 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:45

Show him then, fuck him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

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By KickItHigh | 32

#2201150 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:44

What an ass...

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pwincessa23 | 1

#2201229 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:52

indeed!

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TayonaC | 10

#2201234 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:53

haha wait did you do that purposely??

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phreshboi | 1

#2201238 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:53

but funny!

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hannah1203 | 2

#2201370 - Friday 18 March 2011 11:10

Your boyfriend's an ass but funny as hell lol

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tesuan | 0

#2201487 - Friday 18 March 2011 11:34

I disagree. 10 points to Boyfriendor!

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tulsafml | 0

#2201776 - Saturday 19 March 2011 12:32

11 for pikachu

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jacob4848 | 4

#2201992 - Saturday 19 March 2011 01:43

0 for chubby dog.

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tulsafml | 0

#2202060 - Saturday 19 March 2011 02:05

I'm fluffy

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pwincessa23 | 1

#2202067 - Saturday 19 March 2011 02:06

what?

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nbk1405 | 0

#2203658 - Saturday 19 March 2011 09:29

lol

By mendozaale | 0

#2201153 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:45

wow, he tried to brighten up the mood, in a way...

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persianjr1 | 7

#2201510 - Friday 18 March 2011 11:37

OMG. he should be worried that you got rear-ended. call the cops for rape!!!

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im2cool2fml | 0

#2202851 - Saturday 19 March 2011 05:08

does op want to be rear ended shutout a car?

By StupidBunnySuit | 0

#2201155 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:45

He's a keeper.

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BAMF18 | 0

#2201498 - Friday 18 March 2011 11:36

word.

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luke134 | 0

#2202450 - Saturday 19 March 2011 03:29

like :)

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josephhhhhh | 0

#2203014 - Saturday 19 March 2011 05:56

like x2 ;)

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niquii | 0

#2203858 - Saturday 19 March 2011 11:06

me gusta

By saleha97 | 4

#2201159 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:45

rude much?

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yohooooooo | 5

#2201538 - Friday 18 March 2011 11:43

nope. not at all.

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ipwnlosers | 4

#2202086 - Saturday 19 March 2011 02:12

Lolololol at your picture! ^

By Capt_Oblivious | 9

#2201164 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:45

Show him then, fuck him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

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mendozaale | 0

#2201198 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:49

why would he complain?

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TayonaC | 10

#2201216 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:51

because he would be "wrecked"... wouldn't you complain if you were "wrecked"

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mendozaale | 0

#2201272 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:57

oh i see...

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mendozaale | 0

#2201289 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:59

oh i see... ya i'll probably complain if i was wrecked

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antsinmypants199 | 0

#2201737 - Saturday 19 March 2011 12:21

^^ aww ye :D

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nofatchicks90 | 0

#2201865 - Saturday 19 March 2011 01:00

win

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Brittaneyyy | 0

#2202750 - Saturday 19 March 2011 04:37

honestly when are guys not bragging complaining talking or just pure thinking about sex....

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bannedforlife | 0

#2203053 - Saturday 19 March 2011 06:06

Nofat90---no fugly dudes.

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RandOmPhyXiO | 5

#2203805 - Saturday 19 March 2011 10:37

haha

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frygirl | 0

#2204392 - Saturday 19 March 2011 02:09

can't argue with that logic!! :)

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2201200 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:49

Fuck harder, drive softer?(:

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niquii | 0

#2203866 - Saturday 19 March 2011 11:08

you have to find a balance in life haha

By testthecoal | 5

#2201202 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:49

This sounds like a sitcom. It could only be better if the other person in the accident is his mistress.

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OCDC | 9

#2203725 - Saturday 19 March 2011 09:55

The Great Gatsby?

By ilovepoppa | 0

#2201211 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:50

Wow.. what a jerk!

By LittleMonsterSam | 5

#2201241 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:53

DUMP HIM NOW

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techweed | 12

#2203649 - Saturday 19 March 2011 09:23

is that Lady GaGa in the pic??

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Bobdoleomega | 0

#2610638 - Friday 3 June 2011 06:17

come on calm down it was a joke geez and a pretty funny one at that

By mintcar | 9

#2201251 - Friday 18 March 2011 10:55

Maybe you start fucking a little harder? Problem solved.

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C6Racer | 0

#2202778 - Saturday 19 March 2011 04:44

Indeed

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