Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Fuck harder, drive softer?(:
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Capt_Oblivious
| 9
Show him then, fuck him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.
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KickItHigh
| 32
What an ass...
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pwincessa23
| 1
indeed!
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TayonaC
| 10
haha
wait did you do that purposely??
wait did you do that purposely??
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phreshboi
| 1
but funny!
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hannah1203
| 2
Your boyfriend's an ass but funny as hell lol
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tesuan
| 0
I disagree. 10 points to Boyfriendor!
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tulsafml
| 0
11 for pikachu
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jacob4848
| 4
0 for chubby dog.
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tulsafml
| 0
I'm fluffy
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pwincessa23
| 1
what?
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nbk1405
| 0
lol
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mendozaale
| 0
wow, he tried to brighten up the mood, in a way...
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persianjr1
| 7
OMG. he should be worried that you got rear-ended. call the cops for rape!!!
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im2cool2fml
| 0
does op want to be rear ended shutout a car?
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StupidBunnySuit
| 0
He's a keeper.
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BAMF18
| 0
word.
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luke134
| 0
like :)
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josephhhhhh
| 0
like x2 ;)
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niquii
| 0
me gusta
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saleha97
| 4
rude much?
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yohooooooo
| 5
nope. not at all.
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ipwnlosers
| 4
Lolololol at your picture! ^
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Capt_Oblivious
| 9
Show him then, fuck him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.
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mendozaale
| 0
why would he complain?
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TayonaC
| 10
because he would be "wrecked"... wouldn't you complain if you were "wrecked"
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mendozaale
| 0
oh i see...
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mendozaale
| 0
oh i see... ya i'll probably complain if i was wrecked
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antsinmypants199
| 0
^^ aww ye :D
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nofatchicks90
| 0
win
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Brittaneyyy
| 0
honestly when are guys not bragging complaining talking or just pure thinking about sex....
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bannedforlife
| 0
Nofat90---no fugly dudes.
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RandOmPhyXiO
| 5
haha
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frygirl
| 0
can't argue with that logic!! :)
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Fuck harder, drive softer?(:
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niquii
| 0
you have to find a balance in life haha
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testthecoal
| 5
This sounds like a sitcom. It could only be better if the other person in the accident is his mistress.
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OCDC
| 9
The Great Gatsby?
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ilovepoppa
| 0
Wow.. what a jerk!
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LittleMonsterSam
| 5
DUMP HIM NOW
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techweed
| 12
is that Lady GaGa in the pic??
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Bobdoleomega
| 0
come on calm down it was a joke geez and a pretty funny one at that
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mintcar
| 9
Maybe you start fucking a little harder? Problem solved.
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C6Racer
| 0
Indeed