By lamelifeguard - 19/04/2013 05:07 - United States - Morrison

Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
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sirpantselot 22
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They seem to have spent an ironically long time looking at you...

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Original_Outcast 23
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No miss I wasn't staring at your breasts, I was making sure you weren't drowning!

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Original_Outcast 23
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No miss I wasn't staring at your breasts, I was making sure you weren't drowning!

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Not_Impressed13 9
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I see you brought your own flotation devices!

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AwkwardPartyBear 24
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"Will you blow up MY floatation device?"

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ironichalibut 24
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"All hands on d-e-ck!"

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fishstick557 14

Just tell your supervisor that she looked like she was in distress so you kept an eye on her

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groovycrazyjoe 18

can't just gawk at people it's weird

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THuD29 4
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Wear sunglasses next time

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sirpantselot 22
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They seem to have spent an ironically long time looking at you...

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wlddog 14

Yet another reason to wear sunglasses on the job.

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annie_nk 22
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Big ego or just stupid?

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JACKxRAWR 22
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"Of course he was looking at me. Gah, haven't you noticed how fabulous I am?"

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goose12321 11
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Stupid most likely.

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wlddog 14

Why not both? (Got the idea from a Taco Bell commercial)

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ChenEighty 20
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I feel like if he doesn't want you looking at him, you shouldn't save him if he actually starts to drown. But hey, maybe I'm just an asshole..

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RodzillaX 30
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I was going to say the same exact thing. Let them suffer.

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ironichalibut 24
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Just because you're a lifeguard doesn't mean you can ogle all the swimsuits. Next time run in slow motion, then everyone will think you're in slow motion instead of just staring.

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Julianne_sings 10
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Some people will do anything to cause drama. If you weren't staring at them, they would probably have complained that you weren't doing your job.

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antonimos 12
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You can't win :(

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attitude_angel 15
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Well maybe you do and you just don't realize it...

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cutiepie292929 18

Omg. Then they will complain if they are drowning and you don't see them

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Futacy 29
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*Sigh* the things people do to feel wanted...

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karlcolt45 19
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she must have been feeling self conscious about her breaststroke

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