By lamelifeguard - 19/04/2013 05:07 - United States - Morrison
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No miss I wasn't staring at your breasts, I was making sure you weren't drowning!
I see you brought your own flotation devices!
"Will you blow up MY floatation device?"
"All hands on d-e-ck!"
Wear sunglasses next time
They seem to have spent an ironically long time looking at you...
Big ego or just stupid?
"Of course he was looking at me. Gah, haven't you noticed how fabulous I am?"
Stupid most likely.
good job
I feel like if he doesn't want you looking at him, you shouldn't save him if he actually starts to drown. But hey, maybe I'm just an asshole..
I was going to say the same exact thing. Let them suffer.
Just because you're a lifeguard doesn't mean you can ogle all the swimsuits. Next time run in slow motion, then everyone will think you're in slow motion instead of just staring.
Some people will do anything to cause drama. If you weren't staring at them, they would probably have complained that you weren't doing your job.
You can't win :(
Well maybe you do and you just don't realize it...
*Sigh* the things people do to feel wanted...
she must have been feeling self conscious about her breaststroke
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They seem to have spent an ironically long time looking at you...
No miss I wasn't staring at your breasts, I was making sure you weren't drowning!