By lamelifeguard - 19/04/2013 05:07 - United States - Morrison

Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
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They seem to have spent an ironically long time looking at you...

No miss I wasn't staring at your breasts, I was making sure you weren't drowning!

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No miss I wasn't staring at your breasts, I was making sure you weren't drowning!

I see you brought your own flotation devices!

"Will you blow up MY floatation device?"

"All hands on d-e-ck!"

Just tell your supervisor that she looked like she was in distress so you kept an eye on her

can't just gawk at people it's weird

Wear sunglasses next time

They seem to have spent an ironically long time looking at you...

Yet another reason to wear sunglasses on the job.

Big ego or just stupid?

"Of course he was looking at me. Gah, haven't you noticed how fabulous I am?"

Stupid most likely.

Why not both? (Got the idea from a Taco Bell commercial)

I feel like if he doesn't want you looking at him, you shouldn't save him if he actually starts to drown. But hey, maybe I'm just an asshole..

I was going to say the same exact thing. Let them suffer.

Just because you're a lifeguard doesn't mean you can ogle all the swimsuits. Next time run in slow motion, then everyone will think you're in slow motion instead of just staring.

Some people will do anything to cause drama. If you weren't staring at them, they would probably have complained that you weren't doing your job.

You can't win :(

Well maybe you do and you just don't realize it...

Omg. Then they will complain if they are drowning and you don't see them

*Sigh* the things people do to feel wanted...

she must have been feeling self conscious about her breaststroke