Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML
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SnipeFatPeople
| 6
I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.
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Mauskau
| 35
Ooh yum yum. It's a shame I don't like onions.
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DreBeezy
| 9
1, So what was the point of the "ooh yum yum" if you didn't like onions?
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tripleshame
| 3
I'm pretty sure this is from the golden girls TV show... I think I remember seeing it when I was a kid.
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jetsown08
| 21
Looks like you've got beef with onions then.
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Mauskau
| 35
Because roast beef is nice? And a lot of people would say that onions are too?
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VenomSiphon
| 13
True story bro, mine smells like butter pecan ice cream.
And sorrow.
And sorrow.
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BADDiam
| 4
Yum
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NOOBSQUAD
| 0
This is such a senseless comment. I feel pathetic for even commenting on it.
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lissalove17
| 8
41- Then why did you?
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
To let everybody know about it.
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.
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Epikouros
| 31
What do you prefer to eat, soap and deodorant or beef and onions?
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
No she shouldn't?! By the sound of it, she smells awesome!
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Why would anyone want to smell like onions? Gross. Those things smell bad.
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skullofdarkness
| 18
The FML says NATURAL BODY ODER, it has nothing to do with soap.
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MrCatman1125
| 2
I know I sound like an ass but I have to ask ,3, are you a really ugly girl or a really ugly guy?
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mod3rator
| 2
#88 I believe you needed a comma after "caps". It would help to use a period at the end of your sentence as well. Before you start going off on someone, make sure you passed the third grade first. Oh yeah, you should really capitalize the beginnings to your sentences.
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SnipeFatPeople
| 6
I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D
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carlovr435
| 10
No, that will be my friend that smells like bacon...
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NOOBSQUAD
| 0
I want I snipe fat people's dog/penguin as a pet for the zombie apocalypse.
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NOOBSQUAD
| 0
I want I snipe fat people's dog/penguin as a pet for the zombie apocalypse.
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NOOBSQUAD
| 0
Wtf why was this double posted?
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TheMystery_fml
| 6
Add some bacon and we're going somewhere
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rizzybear
| 4
Maybe try a new cologne or body wash?
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futtbucker92
| 0
Well the thing is, I can cover it up pretty well with deodorant, but god help us all if I miss a day. Ever had stray dogs follow you with evil intent in their eyes?
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DocBastard
| 38
Would you prefer smelling like raw onions and making people cry?
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
Haha, your comment reminded me of that part in Shrek where Shrek compares himself to an onion and Donkey was all like, "You smell and make people cry?" xD
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brandonwong
| 18
But I love raw onions....
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smilepatrol
| 7
You might want to change your eating habits and cut back a little bit on those types of foods
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RadikulRam
| 16
People have been telling me I smell like cannabis/marijuana/pot but I've never smoked any, and haven't come in contact with any for 3years+.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Lay off the patchouli.
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CallMeBloo
| 31
This is an amazing suggestion. Everybody wins. I don't care if we're missing a step. Everybody still wins.
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
This is good is it not?
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outoftown
| 26
Not if OP is an "Excitable Boy." Flee from him!
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lelo007
| 11
You're lucky... After I work out or have been outside sweating a lot, I just smell like a man. I wish I could smell roast beef and onions.
But hey! At least they were honest so you can take care of the problem!
But hey! At least they were honest so you can take care of the problem!
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robinhood007
| 9
Smelling like just BO is much better than smelling like food. I have a close friend who smells like tacos and it's way more disgusting than if he just smell liked dude.
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lelo007
| 11
Yea, you're probably right now that I think about it. It would probably ruin that food for me forever, and that'd just be tragic.