Geek: Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook... - FML

By he's not the one going to hell - Australia

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By MaryJane

Today, my best friend told me she didn't want to be my friend anymore, because she wanted to start afresh in college and have pretty friends. FML

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By RunningMurphy - United States

Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML

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By habassistant - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

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By tan disaster - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By Workhorse - United States - Athens

Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML

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By mk - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from my 2 week trip to Florida. At the airport, the door said "Enter Only", while a sign above it said "Do not enter." Long story short, I got arrested for "disobeying signs." Nothing says "Welcome home" like being arrested. FML

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By FAIL - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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By Nickel

Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML

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By WishesWasDeaf - United States

Today, I was stuck sitting at a cafeteria table next to the girl who broke my heart and her boyfriend. I got to overhear the conversation, which included "I want to go to the car" followed by "Me too, but I don't have a condom." FML

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By anonymous - United States - Roanoke

Today, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

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By peachesthepigeon - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

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By Dragoness11 - United Kingdom

Today, at a cheap restaurant, my dad asked me if I wanted a straw. I declined, saying I wanted to do my bit for the environment and not waste plastic when I'm fine without. He grabbed three and dropped them on the sticky table, "just in case." FML

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By desperate - Malta - Paola

Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

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By annonymous - United States

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

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By rainonmyparade - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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By furbys69 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML

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By whyme102008 - United States

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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - France - Bourges

Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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By lovingsnow - Singapore

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

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By Distressed - United States

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

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By noworkformeplease

Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they didn't believe me because today was the day I was supposed to come back from vacation. Now I'm stuck at work, constantly running to the bathroom, and they still won't let me go home. FML

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By BUSTED. - United Kingdom - London

Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML

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By GTR - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

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By club goer - Canada

Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

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By Nate - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By RP Havens - United States - Galloway

Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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By me - United States

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML

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By DanTheMan

Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML

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By Ido - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

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By Patrick - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By GroupWorkSucks | 15

#6063621 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:42

Some people are just unbelievably shitty. Sorry OP.

By Queenie2014 | 11

#6063625 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:43

..........What the actual fuck is wrong with people??!!!

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By GroupWorkSucks | 15

#6063621 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:42

Some people are just unbelievably shitty. Sorry OP.

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noah_1234 | 24

#6063743 - Saturday 13 September 2014 7:34

can't facebook owners delete his/her account? sorry op

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slingerslasher | 24

#6063757 - Saturday 13 September 2014 8:18

How did people vote YDI for this

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Doberman101 | 29

#6063870 - Saturday 13 September 2014 14:15

People have no souls these days. I'm so sorry about your friend OP. I send you my condolences. He is truly in a better place now. And although I'm quite sure the number of YDI will go up cause of assholes who have no heart, but the number is 666. Weird coincidence.

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kingdomgirl94 | 28

#6063920 - Saturday 13 September 2014 15:37

They can actually turn it into a memorial page so that things like this can't happen. it turns off the ability to log into the account but keeps pictures and stuff there.

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RainbowBitch15 | 11

#6064548 - Sunday 14 September 2014 5:05

#71, that's what my late best friend's mom did to her page after she passed away.

OP, I'm sorry for your loss, and I'm sorry people suck so hardcore.

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otumboo | 10

#6065161 - Monday 15 September 2014 0:47

nobody deserves that

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guci101 | 14

#6071335 - Monday 22 September 2014 14:06

#43 But the person is dead... It's hard to delete a fb account if you're dead.

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emanhernandez | 22

#6568053 - Sunday 27 March 2016 0:49

I marked it down by accident

By cheezter | 15

#6063623 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:43

Wow

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HanBroman | 20

#6063729 - Saturday 13 September 2014 7:04

this is actually somewhat hilarious

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LostMy_Marbles | 23

#6063738 - Saturday 13 September 2014 7:30

It's hilarious when you talk about it with friends as a joke. When someone actually does it though, it is just plain heartless and disrespectful.

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thevelociraptor | 31

#6063765 - Saturday 13 September 2014 8:31

Nope not funny either way #41

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LostMy_Marbles | 23

#6064392 - Sunday 14 September 2014 0:33

I mean joking with friends when you say 'when I die I want my best friend to type a status saying "chilling with Jesus" ' not laughing at hacking a deceased persons account and being disrespectful.

By collegekid2015 | 6

#6063624 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:43

What a douche canoe.

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shadokis | 15

#6063968 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:23

Thumbs up just for the most adequate use of "douche canoe".

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fivetimeslonger | 24

#6064660 - Sunday 14 September 2014 8:42

And a total twat waffle

By Queenie2014 | 11

#6063625 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:43

..........What the actual fuck is wrong with people??!!!

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Ichiya | 29

#6063987 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:39

What the not so actual fuck is wrong with them too?

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Grandmastasexy | 14

#6064826 - Sunday 14 September 2014 17:55

Some people will do anything for a laugh no matter how fucked up it is

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lexiieeex3 | 32

#6066957 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 7:59

That's just so disgusting.

By panicsdisaster | 17

#6063626 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:44

Misery loves company...

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PrincessCastiel | 27

#6064045 - Saturday 13 September 2014 17:35

Am I the only one who thought of Three Days Grace when I read this?

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harleyquinn_2019 | 5

#6064553 - Sunday 14 September 2014 5:17

Not at all

By caleb_9756 | 14

#6063628 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:45

That's pretty screwed up, OP. I hope someone finds out who the hacker was and they get put in their place.

By briang959 | 46

#6063629 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:45

Karma will get them.

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HanBroman | 20

#6063726 - Saturday 13 September 2014 7:03

there is absolutely no such thing as karma

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thevelociraptor | 31

#6063766 - Saturday 13 September 2014 8:33

Maybe to you there is no karma, but not to others.

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tralulilulalala | 20

#6063822 - Saturday 13 September 2014 12:08

Or maybe the guy who died will haunt him :D That'd be great

By Angelkisses130 | 26

#6063630 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:45

That's just low and completely disrespectful. Sorry this happened to you OP, I'm sure this hasn't helped the mourning and loss get any better

By pwnman | 33

#6063637 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:47

Before anyone comments saying "How is this an FML for you", well shut up. OP was perhaps close with the friend.

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juturnaamo | 29

#6063659 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:58

Let me be indignant about something that hasn't happened yet!

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Brandi_Faith | 33

#6063701 - Saturday 13 September 2014 6:39

Umm, I don't think anyone was going to say that.

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foxwasalamb | 24

#6063748 - Saturday 13 September 2014 7:40

even if people had comments like that, theyd be moderated so....

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Anubis95_fml | 10

#6411847 - Wednesday 16 September 2015 10:01

Well it's not like he can post it himself...

By drummer1017 | 8

#6063638 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:47

Whatever happened to human compassion? Sorry this happened OP, some people just have no respect anymore