Geek: Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook... - FML

By he's not the one going to hell - Australia

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

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By still laughing - United States - Providence

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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By kay51 - United Kingdom

Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML

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By Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

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By singkong duleng

Today, I told my mom that my wife and I got her a birthday present, but she won't be getting it until April. That instantly pissed her off, cussing us out calling us cheap worthless selfish bastards. I was about to surprise her that she's finally going to be a grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia

Today, I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage. When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand. FML

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By AloneAgainNaturally - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML

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By varsity soccer player - United States

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

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By Jjay08 - United States - Miles City

Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had be stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By anonymous - Taiwan

Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML

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By StupidDentist - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/4/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Sensual moment

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Animal - Canada

One day…

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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By Weter - United States

Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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By Master Debater - Australia

Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML

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By Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML

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By Peter

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend has been lying to me about having a long-term illness requiring multiple trips to the doctor's. She isn't ill, she was cheating on me with the local GP. So I’ve literally driven her to the clinic and then sat in the waiting room while she screwed the doctor. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Danville

Today, working night shift at a nursing home, I can tell the difference between the smell of different people's urine. FML

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By iamgodzilla - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 9/9/2020 23:00

Appearance matters

Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML

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By Anonymous

Clean me, humanoid

Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML

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By sandwichsex - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By Brandon - United States

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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By Vomit

Today, we had a patient projectile vomiting in our ambulance. I didn't know she had puked on our cot until I found it with my bare hand at the hospital. FML

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By seriously_CAT

Today, I had to try to convince my roommate that, yes, you do need to use dish soap when you hand wash dishes because of bacteria in old food. She still won't believe me, insisting that, "there's no such thing as bacteria in food". FML

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By Noname - United States

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

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By so so old now - Canada - Kamloops

Today, my co-workers threw me a surprise 30th birthday party. After lighting sparklers on the cake and singing happy birthday, we all enjoyed a few moments of sparkly, happy fun time. Then the building's fire alarm tripped and over 200 people had to be evacuated. FML

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By DogStew

Objects in the rear-view mirror

Today, my obsession with my mean ex-girlfriend returned. It ended 9 years ago. It happened when I started researching self-help. Now, I can’t stop thinking about that selfish piece of shit. FML

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By SimpleSimon - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Aurora

Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me, is pregnant... FML

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By IcyWindows - United States - Syracuse

Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML

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By kaitylait - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - La Marque

Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Honolulu

Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

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By Whytetrash - Australia - Sydney

Today, a customer broke my nose for refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

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By ihmmil

Belly Finger

Today, my husband was trying to be sexy. He asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger"! Major mood kill. FML

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By GroupWorkSucks | 15

#6063621 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:42

Some people are just unbelievably shitty. Sorry OP.

By Queenie2014 | 11

#6063625 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:43

..........What the actual fuck is wrong with people??!!!

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By GroupWorkSucks | 15

#6063621 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:42

Some people are just unbelievably shitty. Sorry OP.

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noah_1234 | 24

#6063743 - Saturday 13 September 2014 7:34

can't facebook owners delete his/her account? sorry op

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slingerslasher | 24

#6063757 - Saturday 13 September 2014 8:18

How did people vote YDI for this

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Doberman101 | 29

#6063870 - Saturday 13 September 2014 14:15

People have no souls these days. I'm so sorry about your friend OP. I send you my condolences. He is truly in a better place now. And although I'm quite sure the number of YDI will go up cause of assholes who have no heart, but the number is 666. Weird coincidence.

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kingdomgirl94 | 28

#6063920 - Saturday 13 September 2014 15:37

They can actually turn it into a memorial page so that things like this can't happen. it turns off the ability to log into the account but keeps pictures and stuff there.

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RainbowBitch15 | 11

#6064548 - Sunday 14 September 2014 5:05

#71, that's what my late best friend's mom did to her page after she passed away.

OP, I'm sorry for your loss, and I'm sorry people suck so hardcore.

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otumboo | 10

#6065161 - Monday 15 September 2014 0:47

nobody deserves that

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guci101 | 14

#6071335 - Monday 22 September 2014 14:06

#43 But the person is dead... It's hard to delete a fb account if you're dead.

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emanhernandez | 22

#6568053 - Sunday 27 March 2016 0:49

I marked it down by accident

By cheezter | 15

#6063623 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:43

Wow

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HanBroman | 20

#6063729 - Saturday 13 September 2014 7:04

this is actually somewhat hilarious

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LostMy_Marbles | 23

#6063738 - Saturday 13 September 2014 7:30

It's hilarious when you talk about it with friends as a joke. When someone actually does it though, it is just plain heartless and disrespectful.

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thevelociraptor | 31

#6063765 - Saturday 13 September 2014 8:31

Nope not funny either way #41

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LostMy_Marbles | 23

#6064392 - Sunday 14 September 2014 0:33

I mean joking with friends when you say 'when I die I want my best friend to type a status saying "chilling with Jesus" ' not laughing at hacking a deceased persons account and being disrespectful.

By collegekid2015 | 6

#6063624 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:43

What a douche canoe.

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shadokis | 15

#6063968 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:23

Thumbs up just for the most adequate use of "douche canoe".

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fivetimeslonger | 24

#6064660 - Sunday 14 September 2014 8:42

And a total twat waffle

By Queenie2014 | 11

#6063625 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:43

..........What the actual fuck is wrong with people??!!!

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Ichiya | 29

#6063987 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:39

What the not so actual fuck is wrong with them too?

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Grandmastasexy | 14

#6064826 - Sunday 14 September 2014 17:55

Some people will do anything for a laugh no matter how fucked up it is

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lexiieeex3 | 32

#6066957 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 7:59

That's just so disgusting.

By panicsdisaster | 17

#6063626 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:44

Misery loves company...

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PrincessCastiel | 27

#6064045 - Saturday 13 September 2014 17:35

Am I the only one who thought of Three Days Grace when I read this?

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harleyquinn_2019 | 5

#6064553 - Sunday 14 September 2014 5:17

Not at all

By caleb_9756 | 14

#6063628 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:45

That's pretty screwed up, OP. I hope someone finds out who the hacker was and they get put in their place.

By briang959 | 46

#6063629 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:45

Karma will get them.

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HanBroman | 20

#6063726 - Saturday 13 September 2014 7:03

there is absolutely no such thing as karma

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thevelociraptor | 31

#6063766 - Saturday 13 September 2014 8:33

Maybe to you there is no karma, but not to others.

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tralulilulalala | 20

#6063822 - Saturday 13 September 2014 12:08

Or maybe the guy who died will haunt him :D That'd be great

By Angelkisses130 | 26

#6063630 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:45

That's just low and completely disrespectful. Sorry this happened to you OP, I'm sure this hasn't helped the mourning and loss get any better

By pwnman | 33

#6063637 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:47

Before anyone comments saying "How is this an FML for you", well shut up. OP was perhaps close with the friend.

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juturnaamo | 29

#6063659 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:58

Let me be indignant about something that hasn't happened yet!

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Brandi_Faith | 33

#6063701 - Saturday 13 September 2014 6:39

Umm, I don't think anyone was going to say that.

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foxwasalamb | 24

#6063748 - Saturday 13 September 2014 7:40

even if people had comments like that, theyd be moderated so....

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Anubis95_fml | 10

#6411847 - Wednesday 16 September 2015 10:01

Well it's not like he can post it himself...

By drummer1017 | 8

#6063638 - Saturday 13 September 2014 5:47

Whatever happened to human compassion? Sorry this happened OP, some people just have no respect anymore