By and she blames me -_- - 13/10/2013 21:50 - Canada - Calgary
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Ass-bandit?
He steals asses
They run about the same... - *takes off glasses in dramatic fashion* 'Dat ass' *steals everything associated with that ass*
22- leave that to Perdix.
I didn't even have to look at the location thing on the FML to know this was in Canada. "The front door was unlocked" was all it took
right. that's a new one.
Damn....wish I knew that the front door was open
Leaving your door open, no matter how "safe" your neighborhood is, is just stupid. Locks are there for a reason - use it - because you never know!! (And yeah, I am also from Canada)
As a Canadian not true.
yesterday night I feel asleep with the door unlocked all night.
Ass-Bandit and Crotch-Thief. Break in and make a daring escape! Quick to the ass hole!
45 - I also live in Canada, in a rather peaceful neighbourhood, and I still have enough sense to lock my door at all times. (You can tell I'm from Canada by the way I spelled "neighbourhood".)
GAH REALLY #93!?!?!?!?!?!
Ass-bandit. I like it.
Ass bandit is old, come out from your rock.
You're being an ass-bandit. Go back under yours.
That bastard how else are you gonna watch Disney tapes now? :(
I have VHS tapes... Just not a player for them...
go to goodwill?
I couldn't find any the last few times I went...
really? they have tons where I live o3o
DVD or online? get creative here :p
I would steal a VHS player... But I would check the doors first...
I would pay you to take my VHS player. It has less value than a door stop at this point.
But if he had gone through the front door she definitely would not believe you that it was stolen..
Why the heck would she blame you o.o?
That makes sense. Heck, bitches be crazy nowadays...assuming OP would set up a whole robbery, whilst breaking a window, just to get rid of the damn thing O.o
I'm more worried about how poor their home security is.
So your FML is that he broke the window and not how much trouble your gonna be in with your wife lol.
Ass-bandit is a wonderful word. That really does suck, OP. I once had someone break into my house to steal cookies and ramen noodles. Look on the bright side, at least they only took that! Hopefully it doesn't cost too much to replace the window.
That's very unfortunate. Punk ass ass-bandits.
He did you a favor well except for the window.
It was a hipster heist
That was my first thoughts on this one!
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Ass-bandit?
That bastard how else are you gonna watch Disney tapes now? :(