By say dump him and i'll kill you - / Saturday 29 December 2012 00:50 / United Kingdom - Soham
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  skyenoelle  |  15

Yeah, just as soon as his broken leg heals. And with enough unintelligible people round up, maybe this will become an Olympic sport in the next decade or so.

  poccocurantes  |  7

The way it reads actually makes sense in a weird way. round up a bunch of people who's behavior nobody can comprehend and have them compete for our entertainment.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

25- you are on fml so correcting a word that does no belong there does not make you a bitch at all. You would be a bitch if you corrected and obvious typo when they clearly knew what should have gone there, and then calling them names for it.

  skyenoelle  |  15

#25, I really wasn't saying to gather up a bunch of stupid people, but actually more of what #43 was saying in a way. To me, I meant people that I can't understand, for doing crazy and reckless things, and get them together for our entertainment. I can see how that sounds a little awkward now. I've used that word to describe odd people and things I don't understand before, so I used it in this case. I wasn't calling her husband stupid at all. Thanks for pointing that out though, I never even realized people might have been thinking I was saying something else.


That actually is humanly possible. When a mans testes break, the sack rips and there is intense pain. There is also an inability to have sex, as well as difficulty urinating. Not to mention a high risk of staph infection.

  X_Codes  |  11

If this event were indicative of a larger pattern, then it would also happen to be the correct answer, IMO.

Planking. On a moving vehicle. Speeding downhill. It's like an epic shitstorm of stupid fail.

  Krajjan  |  9

Agreed. There's a point where love and bank accounts can no longer overcome stupidity and hospital bills. Two more stupid strikes, separate from him. Ha, no d-word.

  BulldogHoops  |  14

Okay, since I'm buried, I feel as though I should clarify. I'm not one of the brain neutral twats that abide by the "Yolo" philosophy, it was simply a joke. I feel the need to clarify because I shan't let my name be sullied as a swagfag.

By  billyz77  |  24

What the Hell is this world coming to when a man can't even be a daredevil without his wife submitting his actions as an FML? What if Evel Kneivel's wife had done that to him and it caused him to cease being a daredevil and he became a bookkeeper or something? We would have had to watch him throw a ledger over the Snake River Canyon.

  billyz77  |  24

Don't worry. According to Al Gore, with the temperature rising as fast as it is, the polar ice packs will be melting soon and the rising oceans will bring the coast to you. Surf's up in Kansas in 2050!

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