FML : Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken...

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By supras - / Wednesday 4 December 2013 02:03 / United Kingdom - Luton

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By MBSC | 11

#5778196 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:14

They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.

By sniper1321123 | 17

#5778199 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:16

And my gf thinks she needs a nose job

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By norotors | 16

#5778195 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:14

That's quite a blow.

NeatNit | 32

#5778226 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:36

OP is from United Kingdom. How come it's called "soccer"?

iknowiwantyou | 13

#5778511 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 14:50

There was once this really cute guy in my high school that had a gorgeous nose, but some girl accidentally broke it by slamming a locker door in his face. And ever since then, he's lost his looks.

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5778535 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 15:41

#51, how does that relate to #1's comment?

iknowiwantyou | 13

#5778544 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 15:53

1 said "that's quite a blow" so I commented a similar situation relating to the fml where a guy got hit in the face by a locker door. do I need to spell out everything? goodness.

naarz | 9

#5778926 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 22:35

Nosy little people......-.- that must of hurt, hopefully you feel better OP

MortenM | 17

#5778969 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 23:30

OP really deserves it for calling it soccer...

By MBSC | 11

#5778196 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:14

They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.

miianah1 | 22

#5778575 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:30

I have no clue if you were being punny or meant it. Well, I don't think they were being nosy, they were concerned.

d_mellette | 8

#5778791 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 19:48

Obviously he was being punny .

By tigrouficele2012 | 44

#5778198 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:16

You're from the UK and you're calling it soccer? I call foul (no pun intended).

CommentModerated | 17

#5778209 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:19

Maybe he knows his audience (I'm just assuming that the highest demographic on here are Americans)

By sniper1321123 | 17

#5778199 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:16

And my gf thinks she needs a nose job

tehman117 | 21

#5778555 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:12

Wow, we really care about something that doesn't relate to FML in any way!!!!!!

d_mellette | 8

#5778793 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 19:50

Actually It did relate. #4 was saying either how ungrateful his girlfriend Is or that she's lucky she doesn't have a fucked up nose

By mpsteve137 | 15

#5778204 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:17

I have a weird nose too but my wife says she loves the way it feels during oral time haha. So you got that going for you

Ambient25 | 24

#5778242 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 8:00

Do you nozzle your way in or something??

By ItsAnanya | 25

#5778206 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:17

I bet it was quite a soccer for them when they realised that.

WCARlover | 34

#5778218 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:25

...what are you even trying to say here?

happylappy | 21

#5778219 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:26

Am I misinformed on the ways you can use the word soccer or does this just not makes sense?

thisawkwardchick | 15

#5778221 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:32

Soccer, sounding like "socker", which means a punch. A punch to the face is pretty surprising.

Or, soccer is supposed to sounder like "shocker", as in something surprising.

How did you mean it, #6?

Ambient25 | 24

#5778252 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 8:12

I think she meant "sucker" since we're all trying to figure out what she said...

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5778275 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 8:31

I was guessing #6 meant "shocker"...

ItsAnanya | 25

#5778313 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 9:16

As Shocker c:

tukies | 28

#5778550 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:06

I have gotten my nose broken three times by playing soccer(football). People dive for the ball, jump to kick it, while others try to head the ball. Things happen.

By hockeygoalie13 | 14

#5778210 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:19

Know that you aren't alone. There are SO many people who have a crooked nose and/or a deviated septum that never know about it until they see a physician.

Resource: 12 month mentorship in otolaryngology

NeatNit | 32

#5778229 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:38

Someone thinks there on Yahoo Answers! :P

Ambient25 | 24

#5778247 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 8:03

For fucks sake it's "they're".

And #8 is right. I have a deviated septum from 7 years of boxing. It sucks but throw more people I talk about it with, the more I find it's quite common.

Ambient25 | 24

#5778280 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 8:35

*through. The joy of quick typing on iPad.

doodlecloud | 26

#5778443 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 13:03

To be fair, even if it wasn't broken, it could have been swollen. So it would've been naturally a bit off but made more obvious because of the kick.

By Bumblebrea99 | 14

#5778211 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:21

At least you saved the goal...

By WCARlover | 34

#5778215 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:23

I read "it was taken off"..."it" being your face. I was very alarmed there for a moment. Maybe I should stop reading FMLs at 1:23 AM.

thisawkwardchick | 15

#5778223 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 7:34

But then you don't get a chance to comment on all the good ones!

worldclassrager | 39

#5779444 - Thursday 5 December 2013 8:20

You do get a badge for that...and I bet everyone is looking to unlock them all...

skyttlz | 32

#5779514 - Thursday 5 December 2013 9:25

I'm trying to get as many badges as I can. Some of them seem nearly impossible though. It's not looking like I'll be getting an FML published, and I doubt I'll get the one that's for voting on 100% of all the FMLs.