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By supras - / Wednesday 4 December 2013 02:03 / United Kingdom - Luton
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By  norotors  |  16

That's quite a blow.

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  iknowiwantyou  |  13

There was once this really cute guy in my high school that had a gorgeous nose, but some girl accidentally broke it by slamming a locker door in his face. And ever since then, he's lost his looks.

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  iknowiwantyou  |  13

1 said "that's quite a blow" so I commented a similar situation relating to the fml where a guy got hit in the face by a locker door. do I need to spell out everything? goodness.

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  tehman117  |  21

Wow, we really care about something that doesn't relate to FML in any way!!!!!!

By  mpsteve137  |  15

I have a weird nose too but my wife says she loves the way it feels during oral time haha. So you got that going for you

By  ItsAnanya  |  23

I bet it was quite a soccer for them when they realised that.

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Soccer, sounding like "socker", which means a punch. A punch to the face is pretty surprising. Or, soccer is supposed to sounder like "shocker", as in something surprising. How did you mean it, #6?

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  tukies  |  28

I have gotten my nose broken three times by playing soccer(football). People dive for the ball, jump to kick it, while others try to head the ball. Things happen.

By  hockeygoalie13  |  14

Know that you aren't alone. There are SO many people who have a crooked nose and/or a deviated septum that never know about it until they see a physician. Resource: 12 month mentorship in otolaryngology

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  Ambient25  |  24

For fucks sake it's "they're". And #8 is right. I have a deviated septum from 7 years of boxing. It sucks but throw more people I talk about it with, the more I find it's quite common.

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  skyttlz  |  32

I'm trying to get as many badges as I can. Some of them seem nearly impossible though. It's not looking like I'll be getting an FML published, and I doubt I'll get the one that's for voting on 100% of all the FMLs.

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