Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
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MBSC
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They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.
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sniper1321123
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And my gf thinks she needs a nose job
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norotors
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That's quite a blow.
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NeatNit
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OP is from United Kingdom. How come it's called "soccer"?
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iknowiwantyou
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There was once this really cute guy in my high school that had a gorgeous nose, but some girl accidentally broke it by slamming a locker door in his face. And ever since then, he's lost his looks.
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ThatFancyPenn
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#51, how does that relate to #1's comment?
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iknowiwantyou
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1 said "that's quite a blow" so I commented a similar situation relating to the fml where a guy got hit in the face by a locker door. do I need to spell out everything? goodness.
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naarz
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Nosy little people......-.- that must of hurt, hopefully you feel better OP
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MortenM
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OP really deserves it for calling it soccer...
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MBSC
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They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.
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miianah1
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I have no clue if you were being punny or meant it. Well, I don't think they were being nosy, they were concerned.
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d_mellette
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Obviously he was being punny .
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tigrouficele2012
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You're from the UK and you're calling it soccer? I call foul (no pun intended).
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CommentModerated
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Maybe he knows his audience (I'm just assuming that the highest demographic on here are Americans)
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sniper1321123
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And my gf thinks she needs a nose job
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tehman117
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Wow, we really care about something that doesn't relate to FML in any way!!!!!!
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d_mellette
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Actually It did relate. #4 was saying either how ungrateful his girlfriend Is or that she's lucky she doesn't have a fucked up nose
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mpsteve137
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I have a weird nose too but my wife says she loves the way it feels during oral time haha. So you got that going for you
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Ambient25
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Do you nozzle your way in or something??
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ItsAnanya
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I bet it was quite a soccer for them when they realised that.
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WCARlover
| 34
...what are you even trying to say here?
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happylappy
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Am I misinformed on the ways you can use the word soccer or does this just not makes sense?
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thisawkwardchick
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Soccer, sounding like "socker", which means a punch. A punch to the face is pretty surprising.
Or, soccer is supposed to sounder like "shocker", as in something surprising.
How did you mean it, #6?
Or, soccer is supposed to sounder like "shocker", as in something surprising.
How did you mean it, #6?
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Ambient25
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I think she meant "sucker" since we're all trying to figure out what she said...
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Sports_guy3
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I was guessing #6 meant "shocker"...
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ItsAnanya
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As Shocker c:
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tukies
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I have gotten my nose broken three times by playing soccer(football). People dive for the ball, jump to kick it, while others try to head the ball. Things happen.
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hockeygoalie13
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Know that you aren't alone. There are SO many people who have a crooked nose and/or a deviated septum that never know about it until they see a physician.
Resource: 12 month mentorship in otolaryngology
Resource: 12 month mentorship in otolaryngology
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NeatNit
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Someone thinks there on Yahoo Answers! :P
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Ambient25
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For fucks sake it's "they're".
And #8 is right. I have a deviated septum from 7 years of boxing. It sucks but throw more people I talk about it with, the more I find it's quite common.
And #8 is right. I have a deviated septum from 7 years of boxing. It sucks but throw more people I talk about it with, the more I find it's quite common.
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Ambient25
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*through. The joy of quick typing on iPad.
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doodlecloud
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To be fair, even if it wasn't broken, it could have been swollen. So it would've been naturally a bit off but made more obvious because of the kick.
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Bumblebrea99
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At least you saved the goal...
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WCARlover
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I read "it was taken off"..."it" being your face. I was very alarmed there for a moment. Maybe I should stop reading FMLs at 1:23 AM.
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thisawkwardchick
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But then you don't get a chance to comment on all the good ones!
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worldclassrager
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You do get a badge for that...and I bet everyone is looking to unlock them all...
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skyttlz
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I'm trying to get as many badges as I can. Some of them seem nearly impossible though. It's not looking like I'll be getting an FML published, and I doubt I'll get the one that's for voting on 100% of all the FMLs.
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LeDaniel
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Well at least you took it like a champ