By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco
Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML
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  MrConcise  |  34

Paper cuts when they're on a particular area that has the skin stretched apart constantly. My personal worst though is an itchy back when trying to focus.

By  heirofhope  |  38

Aw, I'm sorry OP! Maybe it's a bad day, or you might be a natural klutz like me. Either way, I'm sorry that happened, but just be a bit more careful and I'm sure it won't happen again! Feel better.