FML : Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a...

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 24 July 2015 02:13 / United States - San Francisco

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By cat4651 | 15

#6359897 - Friday 24 July 2015 16:09

Go back to bed for the rest of the day, it is clearly not your day today!

By JMichael | 25

#6359899 - Friday 24 July 2015 16:10

You're just not having a very good day are you? You have my sympathy

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By twilightriforce | 10

#6359896 - Friday 24 July 2015 16:09

That has to be the worst luck ever. So sorry that all happened. Hopefully something good comes around to make the day better.

By cat4651 | 15

#6359897 - Friday 24 July 2015 16:09

Go back to bed for the rest of the day, it is clearly not your day today!

Yazoo77 | 16

#6359902 - Friday 24 July 2015 16:11

Bed calls apart when he gets on it?

immaloser95 | 28

#6359946 - Friday 24 July 2015 17:05

Hits head on backboard?

By TrustStolen | 16

#6359898 - Friday 24 July 2015 16:10

nothing worse than stubbing your toe...

TotallyAradical | 14

#6359943 - Friday 24 July 2015 16:53

Clipping my hip on a table edge is right up there for me. It makes me want to throw up, it hurts so bad.

kaed | 16

#6360067 - Friday 24 July 2015 19:48

Don't forget about stepping on Lego!

MrConcise | 34

#6360231 - Saturday 25 July 2015 0:30

Paper cuts when they're on a particular area that has the skin stretched apart constantly. My personal worst though is an itchy back when trying to focus.

By JMichael | 25

#6359899 - Friday 24 July 2015 16:10

You're just not having a very good day are you? You have my sympathy

By heirofhope | 38

#6359900 - Friday 24 July 2015 16:10

Aw, I'm sorry OP! Maybe it's a bad day, or you might be a natural klutz like me. Either way, I'm sorry that happened, but just be a bit more careful and I'm sure it won't happen again! Feel better.