FML : Today, on WhatsApp, I jokingly said, "I have been a naughty furry, I need spanking" in a group chat with all my friends. They had a good time laughing...

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Today, on WhatsApp, I jokingly said, "I have been a naughty furry, I need spanking" in a group chat with all my friends. They had a good time laughing their asses off, not only because of the text, but because I put it in a group that included my boss and all of my colleagues. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 23 December 2016 12:09 / Netherlands

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By redryan725 | 1

#7381560 - Friday 30 December 2016 04:51

Before fully reading the first sentence I said YDI.

By erindgentry | 28

#7381519 - Friday 30 December 2016 03:05

I'm sorry OP but you deserved it. You should have checked before sending that.

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By Tripartita | 43

#7381518 - Friday 30 December 2016 03:04

You're probably barking up the wrong tree.

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stingray112 | 24

#7381667 - Friday 30 December 2016 10:27

Gotta be honest that joking or not, a dude telling a bunch of people he's a furry and needs a spanking is pretty weird man.

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Tripartita | 43

#7381836 - Friday 30 December 2016 09:03

I… don't see how your comment is relevant to mine… I think you just replied to get your comment higher in the stack. :( How can you /use/ people like that?!

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Cali | 43

#7381862 - Friday 30 December 2016 10:27

That's a paddlin'.

By erindgentry | 28

#7381519 - Friday 30 December 2016 03:05

I'm sorry OP but you deserved it. You should have checked before sending that.

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thelittlem | 10

#7381531 - Friday 30 December 2016 03:26

Oh shut up.

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erindgentry | 28

#7381596 - Friday 30 December 2016 05:50

lol

By mattyiscool123 | 26

#7381523 - Friday 30 December 2016 03:12

I'm sure they'd be willing to help you out

By maritime1992 | 5

#7381537 - Friday 30 December 2016 03:46

That's not even remotely funny and watch who you're sending stuff to next time.

By brooklyn0118 | 18

#7381544 - Friday 30 December 2016 04:06

Always double check so your sending this too! Good luck at work!

By Magnoxidans | 19

#7381546 - Friday 30 December 2016 04:06

Just lie and say someone else was typing

By bigbadbarley | 1

#7381554 - Friday 30 December 2016 04:31

what the fuck

By redryan725 | 1

#7381560 - Friday 30 December 2016 04:51

Before fully reading the first sentence I said YDI.

By the_killers | 0

#7381580 - Friday 30 December 2016 05:21

That's ruff

By Juls464 | 10

#7381582 - Friday 30 December 2016 05:24

10/10 do not recommend doing that

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trucker2 | 32

#7381594 - Friday 30 December 2016 05:48

Little late...

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