Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
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wazzup182FML
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you take 60 seconds to pee XD
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LaylaFurious
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use the mr. clean magic eraser extra strength! works like a charm lol.
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Edwinadii
| 4
first... thumbs down
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hare
| 19
blame it on the Jesus juice!
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marmlr339
| 14
WTF? relevance?
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
At # 2: What?!? WTF are you talking about.
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MfailK
| 0
I love taxidermy.
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sterlingarcher
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lol what?!?!
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Shafreeka
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What the Hell are you talking about?
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thtsuxs
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white tooth paste cleans up sharpie mark....not the gel kind the paste one
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Justforlolz
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Ohhhhhh, I get it! You mean the...... I don't get it.
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FuniiBunii
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#2 sorry but no one speaks stupid here , so we don't get it.
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wazzup182FML
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you take 60 seconds to pee XD
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Blueglasscup
| 18
It says so right there! Yes he or she takes sixty seconds to piss!
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imcheerish
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I think what he means is sixty second is a long time to pee.
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mmedeiros14
| 0
it must be a girl they take forever to do anything
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Flutist
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Uh, it said nanny. So yes, I would take it to be that it is a girl caregiver.
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oboewhore_xD
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Guys can't be nannies?
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FreebirdIII
| 1
Includes time to wash hands. it is part of the process, or should be.
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Yousuck24
| 21
108- Guy nannies are called mannies.
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Felix_Felicis15
| 8
I think a male nanny is either called a nanny or a babysitter.
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ljesm14
| 1
time to repaint the walls.
my little sister drew a lion with crayon on the wall in the hallway. my dad wasn't to happy...
my little sister drew a lion with crayon on the wall in the hallway. my dad wasn't to happy...
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edogy
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rarrar51
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Sharpies are Effing awesome!!! :D
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sarahxD1234
| 5
MR CLEAN ! it works.
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VaGino432
| 0
idk bout that, but some goof off would too.
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TakeMyLifePlease
| 7
Yup, the heavy duty Magic Eraser has saved my butt more than a few times.
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kiran_fml
| 5
ethanol works too, I just don't know where to get it from...
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tratelle
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Always when you're not looking...
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CAPTmok
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its called capitalising on opportunities..... damn the two year old is smart!!!!
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docscientist
| 9
I just...you didn't think that would take the paint off??
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LaylaFurious
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use the mr. clean magic eraser extra strength! works like a charm lol.
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guckylynn
| 19
Yeah I was wondering why a nanny doesn't know that trick.
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taidemelina
| 4
I was gonna say the same thing!
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CrackerJack127
| 3
true that. :)
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Torunn
| 13
As does sunscreen.
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NailVarnishFan
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say you where just encouraging the babies artistic talents? :S
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ashseal
| 11
sucks
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astana_fml
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exact
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sterlingarcher
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yup
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nucky_fml
| 5
If all else fails, blame it on the one armed man. Or just sleep with your boss...
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chouter21
| 10
wow. lol. Annoying child!