By whytoday - 14/05/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
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wazzup182FML 3
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you take 60 seconds to pee XD

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LaylaFurious 0
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use the mr. clean magic eraser extra strength! works like a charm lol.

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Edwinadii 4
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first... thumbs down

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hare 19
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blame it on the Jesus juice!

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marmlr339 14
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WTF? relevance?

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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At # 2: What?!? WTF are you talking about.

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MfailK 0

I love taxidermy.

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Shafreeka 8

What the Hell are you talking about?

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thtsuxs 0

white tooth paste cleans up sharpie mark....not the gel kind the paste one

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Justforlolz 14
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Ohhhhhh, I get it! You mean the...... I don't get it.

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FuniiBunii 0

#2 sorry but no one speaks stupid here , so we don't get it.

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wazzup182FML 3
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you take 60 seconds to pee XD

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Blueglasscup 18
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It says so right there! Yes he or she takes sixty seconds to piss!

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imcheerish 0

I think what he means is sixty second is a long time to pee.

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mmedeiros14 0
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it must be a girl they take forever to do anything

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Flutist 3

Uh, it said nanny. So yes, I would take it to be that it is a girl caregiver.

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oboewhore_xD 6

Guys can't be nannies?

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FreebirdIII 1

Includes time to wash hands. it is part of the process, or should be.

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Yousuck24 21
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108- Guy nannies are called mannies.

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Felix_Felicis15 8

I think a male nanny is either called a nanny or a babysitter.

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ljesm14 1
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time to repaint the walls. my little sister drew a lion with crayon on the wall in the hallway. my dad wasn't to happy...

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rarrar51 0
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Sharpies are Effing awesome!!! :D

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sarahxD1234 5

MR CLEAN ! it works.

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VaGino432 0
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idk bout that, but some goof off would too.

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TakeMyLifePlease 7
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Yup, the heavy duty Magic Eraser has saved my butt more than a few times.

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kiran_fml 5

ethanol works too, I just don't know where to get it from...

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tratelle 0
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Always when you're not looking...

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CAPTmok 7
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its called capitalising on opportunities..... damn the two year old is smart!!!!

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docscientist 9
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I just...you didn't think that would take the paint off??

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LaylaFurious 0
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use the mr. clean magic eraser extra strength! works like a charm lol.

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guckylynn 19

Yeah I was wondering why a nanny doesn't know that trick.

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taidemelina 4
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I was gonna say the same thing!

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CrackerJack127 3

true that. :)

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Torunn 13
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As does sunscreen.

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NailVarnishFan 0
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say you where just encouraging the babies artistic talents? :S

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nucky_fml 5

If all else fails, blame it on the one armed man. Or just sleep with your boss...

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chouter21 10
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wow. lol. Annoying child!

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