FML : Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went...

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Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whytoday / Saturday 14 May 2011 06:50 / United States

Kids

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By wazzup182FML | 3

#2507833 - Saturday 14 May 2011 11:55

you take 60 seconds to pee XD

By LaylaFurious | 0

#2507885 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:12

use the mr. clean magic eraser extra strength! works like a charm lol.

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By Edwinadii | 4

#2507826 - Saturday 14 May 2011 11:54

first... thumbs down

By hare | 19

#2507832 - Saturday 14 May 2011 11:54

blame it on the Jesus juice!

marmlr339 | 14

#2508193 - Saturday 14 May 2011 14:01

WTF? relevance?

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2508220 - Saturday 14 May 2011 14:10

At # 2: What?!? WTF are you talking about.

MfailK | 0

#2508223 - Saturday 14 May 2011 14:10

I love taxidermy.

sterlingarcher | 1

#2508376 - Saturday 14 May 2011 14:56

lol what?!?!

Shafreeka | 8

#2508457 - Saturday 14 May 2011 15:11

What the Hell are you talking about?

thtsuxs | 0

#2508490 - Saturday 14 May 2011 15:19

white tooth paste cleans up sharpie mark....not the gel kind the paste one

Justforlolz | 13

#2510175 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:56

Ohhhhhh, I get it! You mean the...... I don't get it.

FuniiBunii | 0

#2510406 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:26

#2 sorry but no one speaks stupid here , so we don't get it.

By wazzup182FML | 3

#2507833 - Saturday 14 May 2011 11:55

you take 60 seconds to pee XD

Blueglasscup | 18

#2507919 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:23

It says so right there! Yes he or she takes sixty seconds to piss!

imcheerish | 0

#2508022 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:56

I think what he means is sixty second is a long time to pee.

mmedeiros14 | 0

#2508117 - Saturday 14 May 2011 13:27

it must be a girl they take forever to do anything

Flutist | 3

#2508585 - Saturday 14 May 2011 15:36

Uh, it said nanny. So yes, I would take it to be that it is a girl caregiver.

oboewhore_xD | 6

#2510683 - Saturday 14 May 2011 21:22

Guys can't be nannies?

FreebirdIII | 1

#2511587 - Saturday 14 May 2011 23:26

Includes time to wash hands. it is part of the process, or should be.

Yousuck24 | 21

#2511784 - Sunday 15 May 2011 0:23

108- Guy nannies are called mannies.

Felix_Felicis15 | 8

#2512821 - Sunday 15 May 2011 6:18

I think a male nanny is either called a nanny or a babysitter.

ljesm14 | 1

#2653272 - Friday 10 June 2011 7:37

time to repaint the walls.
my little sister drew a lion with crayon on the wall in the hallway. my dad wasn't to happy...

edogy | 0

#2839971 - Thursday 7 July 2011 19:23

By rarrar51 | 0

#2507849 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:00

Sharpies are Effing awesome!!! :D

sarahxD1234 | 5

#2509074 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:38

MR CLEAN ! it works.

VaGino432 | 0

#2510267 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:09

idk bout that, but some goof off would too.

TakeMyLifePlease | 7

#2511472 - Saturday 14 May 2011 22:50

Yup, the heavy duty Magic Eraser has saved my butt more than a few times.

kiran_fml | 5

#2512397 - Sunday 15 May 2011 3:33

ethanol works too, I just don't know where to get it from...

By tratelle | 0

#2507859 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:04

Always when you're not looking...

CAPTmok | 7

#2507941 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:30

its called capitalising on opportunities..... damn the two year old is smart!!!!

By docscientist | 9

#2507863 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:08

I just...you didn't think that would take the paint off??

By LaylaFurious | 0

#2507885 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:12

use the mr. clean magic eraser extra strength! works like a charm lol.

guckylynn | 19

#2508208 - Saturday 14 May 2011 14:07

Yeah I was wondering why a nanny doesn't know that trick.

taidemelina | 4

#2510123 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:50

I was gonna say the same thing!

CrackerJack127 | 3

#2513170 - Sunday 15 May 2011 8:35

true that. :)

Torunn | 13

#3245791 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:50

As does sunscreen.

By NailVarnishFan | 0

#2507887 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:13

say you where just encouraging the babies artistic talents? :S

By ashseal | 11

#2507905 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:17

sucks

astana_fml | 0

#2508428 - Saturday 14 May 2011 15:06

exact

sterlingarcher | 1

#2508742 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:06

yup

nucky_fml | 5

#2509375 - Saturday 14 May 2011 17:27

If all else fails, blame it on the one armed man. Or just sleep with your boss...

By chouter21 | 9

#2507920 - Saturday 14 May 2011 12:23

wow. lol. Annoying child!

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