By "skinnydick" - 19/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Clifton Park

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Today, while riding the bus, I saw my ex-girlfriend get on. Despite several seats being open, she specifically sat next to me. I was at first happy, thinking she might want to make up. Nope, she instead blocked me in with her bag and spent the entire time showing me pictures of her new lover's dick. FML
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You don't want to get back together with someone like that, OP. Find someone better.

Sounds like a real.... dick move.

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You don't want to get back together with someone like that, OP. Find someone better.

Sounds like a real.... dick move.

Top comment with -1 vote. Impressive.

hahahahah for the win!

Not only is she a major bitch, but apparently dick is all that matters to her! Chin up OP, you're better off without her.

With my faith in humanity at an all time low, I'm just going to pretend she was clumsily proposing a three way. "See, it's even got that vein just below the glans that you like so much!"

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Wow, she sucks. Not only did she trap you and then sexually harass you, she also violated her boyfriend's privacy - she's a terrible human being.

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The point is consent.

I think the average guy would be pretty happy to know his gf was bragging about his dick to an ex ...or to anybody

For real.. Don't think her BF would be ashamed.

omg her bag! jesus what is with people. i hate to be a dick but GET THE FUCK UP AND MOVE.

OP said that they were blocked in by psycho ex's bag

I'd have just tossed he bag off me (and hopefully out a window), but that's just me.

Sexual harassment. Does her new lover know that images of his penis are being broadcast to strangers?

There is a special level in Hell for bitches like her.