Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried...

By back to cock-hunting - 15/11/2014 19:58 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

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By Gunguy | 11

#6119609 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:31

Seems like a good financial move to me.

By shanannygians07 | 28

#6119611 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:31

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

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By Gunguy | 11

#6119609 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:31

Seems like a good financial move to me.

xSLEEPYxHEADx | 22

#6119614 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:32

Buy a house together while you're at it.

MrConcise | 34

#6119646 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:48

Since we're making wise financial choices, maybe give that foreign heir a shout, wire him the money he needs to receive his inheritance.

drunkmunkey | 24

#6119686 - Sunday 16 November 2014 1:45

What could possibly go wrong? Found yourself a guy that thinks he's a trophy... one word of advice: run

ALegitOreo | 11

#6119741 - Sunday 16 November 2014 3:12

You ruined the joke -_-

rieebee | 23

#6119766 - Sunday 16 November 2014 4:10

For him anyway!

FiFiLovee | 26

#6120743 - Monday 17 November 2014 13:10

Can we all take a moment to appreciate OP's name. XD

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6121285 - Monday 17 November 2014 22:42

Good Will Hunting...

By shanannygians07 | 28

#6119611 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:31

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

MeanBeagle | 22

#6119711 - Sunday 16 November 2014 2:29

he gets the money you get the cock your name implies you're in search of

pwnman | 33

#6119775 - Sunday 16 November 2014 4:24

I REMEMBER THAT FML!! LOL

By yeyeboys | 20

#6119612 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:32

Ya, just as soon as he gets a job and you two get married.

martin8337 | 35

#6119888 - Sunday 16 November 2014 8:34

He ain't getting no job, he is a hustler.

By nyte_assassin1 | 11

#6119619 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:33

Hey at least he's not batshit crazy

chadermcchaf | 16

#6119790 - Sunday 16 November 2014 4:49

If this isn't being batshit crazy I wonder what is

nyte_assassin1 | 11

#6119801 - Sunday 16 November 2014 5:06

"If you don't marry me I'll kill myself!" On the second date that's batshit crazy

By jerryj | 27

#6119621 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:34

The question is: is he unemployed but rich?

theawkwardlife | 21

#6119658 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:56

I'm guessing no, since this is an FML..

Danne696 | 14

#6119762 - Sunday 16 November 2014 4:09

Yea, a friend of mine works at a bank and had to reject a clients request for a credit card since the client was unemployed. He was living of the interest the bank was paying him for keeping his money.

By LightningNova | 13

#6119623 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:34

Cock-hunt?..

waroftheroses | 16

#6119644 - Sunday 16 November 2014 0:45

I too #7 was wondering why OP was in a 'cock-hunt'...I mean it would be scary if they found a guy with a great personality instead..

devildog562 | 33

#6119676 - Sunday 16 November 2014 1:25

She's obviously hunting for chicken for one.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6119779 - Sunday 16 November 2014 4:32

cock-a-doodle-do!

thes7274473 | 19

#6120565 - Monday 17 November 2014 7:51

That's rather offensive, objectifying men like that! Had the genders been flipped and it said "pussy hunt," there would be bombardments of angry feminism comments.

waroftheroses | 16

#6121822 - Tuesday 18 November 2014 12:44

um #76 did you not realise OP's name is 'back to Cock-Hunting' and #7 was merely wondering what it was stated at. Also op is gay/bi so....Pretty sure there would be no 'pussy hunt' involved. Didn't see it as a sexest dig at men.