Seems like a good financial move to me.

Buy a house together while you're at it.

Since we're making wise financial choices, maybe give that foreign heir a shout, wire him the money he needs to receive his inheritance.

What could possibly go wrong? Found yourself a guy that thinks he's a trophy... one word of advice: run

You ruined the joke -_-

For him anyway!

Can we all take a moment to appreciate OP's name. XD

Good Will Hunting...

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

he gets the money you get the cock your name implies you're in search of

I REMEMBER THAT FML!! LOL

Ya, just as soon as he gets a job and you two get married.

He ain't getting no job, he is a hustler.

Hey at least he's not batshit crazy

If this isn't being batshit crazy I wonder what is

"If you don't marry me I'll kill myself!" On the second date that's batshit crazy

The question is: is he unemployed but rich?

I'm guessing no, since this is an FML..

Yea, a friend of mine works at a bank and had to reject a clients request for a credit card since the client was unemployed. He was living of the interest the bank was paying him for keeping his money.

Cock-hunt?..

I too #7 was wondering why OP was in a 'cock-hunt'...I mean it would be scary if they found a guy with a great personality instead..

She's obviously hunting for chicken for one.

cock-a-doodle-do!

That's rather offensive, objectifying men like that! Had the genders been flipped and it said "pussy hunt," there would be bombardments of angry feminism comments.

um #76 did you not realise OP's name is 'back to Cock-Hunting' and #7 was merely wondering what it was stated at. Also op is gay/bi so....Pretty sure there would be no 'pussy hunt' involved. Didn't see it as a sexest dig at men.

I pray you didn't

Now that's being ambitious

I hope OP meant the unemployed guy she WAS seeing, I wouldn't want to continue in a relationship like that...

Right, hopefully OP finds Mr. Right

hust because hes unemployed doesnt mean he doesnt deserve a chance you never know he might get a really good job

He was after a joint account, presumably for access to her money, on the SECOND DATE. He does not deserve a chance.

RED FLAG WARNING!

STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!!!

The fucks up with your profile pic

that picture with the message xD