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By nakedyogagirl - United Kingdom
Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML
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  MarkerofMagic  |  0

to do yoga you don't have to be naked. just the skin tight yoga pants work:). haha but FYL op. maybe he hasn't seen you do it but knows you do and wanted to be helpful:)

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  chili10  |  18

I can understand why op would be doing yoga naked... I mean if you want relaxation what's better than naked yoga... but why would you do it with the blinds open... unless you want people to see?

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By  Mirorbo  |  26

I would think closing your curtains would be the first thing you do, darling. Especially if you're going to do Yoga naked!

Oh, I should try that sometime!~

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  RoccoRox  |  0

lol I wasn't trying to creep on her or anything she's like 16 haha I just thought she was pretty, notice i didn't say hot haha. and I'm more talking to that kyle or whatever guy.

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  KylAisAmazingG  |  0

Ok... I said something about her eyebrows.... Wow. It's not like I was calling her ugly... I never said that. She's pretty, with massive eyebrows. It's not hard to see that.

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  RoccoRox  |  0

and you don't think that hurts her feelings? get a heart kid, this isn't highschool, if you wanna go anywhere in life you should try being nice.

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  KylAisAmazingG  |  0

I'm older than her. and just because I said something about someones [EYEBROWS] doesn't mean I'm not nice. but this is the Internet, nothing you say to me will hurt me, make me, or break me. :)

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  hashmita  |  0

Then I might as well say that, you are a bitch who can't keep from poking her huge schnozzle into others' conversations.

I bet that didn't hurt. It wasn't meant to be offensive. Cheers.

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  KylAisAmazingG  |  0

and no... it didn't hurt... whatever schnozzle means... : maybe a new high school thing? who knows. I'm done posting, saying that, you said you can't "wax" yet...ever heard of tweezers? it's not waxinggggg. k now byeee.

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  RedPillSucks  |  31

Damn,
Just because a woman doesn't torture herself by pulling out most of her eyebrow hair doesn't mean there's a need to insult her. Not every culture is into that nonsense

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  baby_dee97  |  8

wow kyla why would you capitalise the a? that's retarded. it makes people think it's the start of a new word. and then you don't capitalise the I so no duh he called you Kyle. the picture doesn't flatter yourself either....

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  perdix  |  29

Guys, if the free show were any good, he'd have kept his mouth shut and enjoyed the free, live porn.

Evidently, the show is pretty disgusting, even by obese, old dude standards!

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By  sexy_chick_123  |  0

Make a living giving nude yoga classes. Seeing as it's too late anyway. Just kidding but why would you not close the curtains? Half these "nude" FMLs are ones where there are wide open curtains...

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