By Nearly Crashed - 27/5/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha
Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
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By  Mr_Satan  |  11

Today, I was minding my own damn business, having a good time flying around, when this bastard motorized two-legged thing sped through and swallowed me whole. I'm being digested as I type this... FML.

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

It's also dangerous to ride a motorcycle without a helmet. And down right stupid. Hopefully OP was wearing one and a bug flew through his vent or underneath it. YDI if you didn't have a helmet on.

By  Mr_Satan  |  11

Today, I was minding my own damn business, having a good time flying around, when this bastard motorized two-legged thing sped through and swallowed me whole. I'm being digested as I type this... FML.