FML : Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact...

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Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact I had just touched some wasabi. What followed was a classy exhibition on how to jump around screeching in pain. FML

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You deserved it

By Jyocka - / Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:25 / Canada

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By Nbarbosa | 0

#2415162 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:46

yay, Wasaaaaaabii!!!!! (Annoying orange =D)

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2415306 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:08

You sure know how to spice things up.

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By 360XBOXFTW | 0

#2415157 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Dudelike89 | 8

#2416092 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 10:13

I predict this relationship will last.

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Not_so_innocent1 | 5

#2420816 - Thursday 28 April 2011 3:00

congrats, you're officially a jackass (sarcasm)

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alr158 | 18

#6071169 - Monday 22 September 2014 8:16

If you were so "elegant" with the chopsticks, you would not have needed to touch the wasabi with your fingers!

By Nbarbosa | 0

#2415162 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:46

yay, Wasaaaaaabii!!!!! (Annoying orange =D)

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officeradvil | 8

#2415950 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:31

Wasabi as many of us are used to is just dyed horseradish. Real wasabi is derived from the wasabi root, which is quite expensive. Due to its high cost, most establishments use the dyed horseradish.

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samsanpoet | 0

#2416029 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:59

on a side note thats nocturne : D! nice pic!

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sxcsatan999 | 2

#2416249 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 10:58

makes sense as to why I hate the shit

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j_cat187 | 19

#2417338 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:32

real wasabis green

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nalia18 | 8

#2421930 - Thursday 28 April 2011 6:17

#21 thank you for the very smart ass lecture on... wasabi....

and i agree. i hate that shit too.

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whitesox365 | 0

#2422039 - Thursday 28 April 2011 7:08

21, its that smartass mailman from the show cheers!

By Radek18 | 0

#2415169 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:46

that's hot

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SnowFlakeInAK | 7

#2415197 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:50

yes,yes it is indeed.

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hubla | 0

#2418423 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 21:29

do you have any buttered toast?

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jessthebest3 | 0

#2419803 - Thursday 28 April 2011 0:47

Wayy sexy.

By pinkp909 | 8

#2415199 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

first ad last date.

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pinkp909 | 8

#2415233 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:55

*and

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Bill3485 | 3

#2416214 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 10:44

maybe their date was impressed by this graceful screaming in pain thing. you just never know

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pinkp909 | 8

#2422172 - Thursday 28 April 2011 8:34

ahahaha yes that definitely could be a possibility.

By joebahwbp | 0

#2415205 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

SUSHAYYYYYYY!!!!

By CockRocket | 0

#2415208 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

This is why you should always wear an Eyepatch on each Eye for a first date.

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missy_lynn012 | 0

#2415345 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:13

hence: a blind date. :)

By mariazzz | 5

#2415217 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:52

lmao

By Pizzamaster | 0

#2415243 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:56

ouch! I know how that feel lol

By borkchop1992 | 15

#2415261 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:01

i love you

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2415306 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:08

You sure know how to spice things up.

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