FML : Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact...

Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact I had just touched some wasabi. What followed was a classy exhibition on how to jump around screeching in pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jyocka - / Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:25 / Canada

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By Nbarbosa | 0

#2415162 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:46

yay, Wasaaaaaabii!!!!! (Annoying orange =D)

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2415306 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:08

You sure know how to spice things up.

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By 360XBOXFTW | 0

#2415157 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Dudelike89 | 8

#2416092 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 10:13

I predict this relationship will last.

Not_so_innocent1 | 5

#2420816 - Thursday 28 April 2011 3:00

congrats, you're officially a jackass (sarcasm)

alr158 | 18

#6071169 - Monday 22 September 2014 8:16

If you were so "elegant" with the chopsticks, you would not have needed to touch the wasabi with your fingers!

By Nbarbosa | 0

#2415162 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:46

yay, Wasaaaaaabii!!!!! (Annoying orange =D)

officeradvil | 8

#2415950 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:31

Wasabi as many of us are used to is just dyed horseradish. Real wasabi is derived from the wasabi root, which is quite expensive. Due to its high cost, most establishments use the dyed horseradish.