FML : Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who...

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Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Permafucked - / Tuesday 12 May 2009 14:23 / United States

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By zanyone | 0

#192598 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:08

so is one beer the most you have ever drank? sounds like a date rape drug to me.

By MyNameIsAudrey | 0

#192575 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:05

I've heard of a four beer queer but that is just ridiculous.

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By MyNameIsAudrey | 0

#192575 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:05

I've heard of a four beer queer but that is just ridiculous.

Loveheart | 0

#1373356 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:28

I get drunk of 8 beers. And woah you whore

reagan71 | 11

#2615092 - Saturday 4 June 2011 1:48

I'm pretty sure no one cares if you get drunk off 8 beers.

Kri5ti | 0

#3051373 - Saturday 6 August 2011 14:56

I guess the OP is alcohol intolerant.

By aftermath_fml | 0

#192576 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:04

Damn, lol atleast he put it back on for you.

TapeMan_3000 | 0

#920643 - Sunday 7 March 2010 5:32

wow one beer? I'm only 14 and could probably take that with not too much trouble. mostly cause my parents have been slowly desensatising me to alcohol in small amounts for years tho...

authorkid | 2

#976576 - Thursday 8 April 2010 22:54

254 why would they do that...?

Aero_boy | 4

#1033179 - Thursday 17 June 2010 4:15

#258, not every parent is a great one.. and OP, wow, just.. wow.

livgasms | 4

#2531183 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:58

parents should slowly desensitise their kids to alcohol, studies have quite conclusively shown that children who are slowly easied into alcohol consumption are far less likely to binge drink or drink excessively once they grow up. bad parenting would be the opposite.

TriflingAllDay | 6

#4631525 - Saturday 30 June 2012 1:44

I give my children a shot of jaemison before bed every night.

LiveRS | 7

#4676423 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 18:35

seriously? you can't feel the alcohol after only one beer..

NewMetalGirl | 14

#4823795 - Friday 17 August 2012 0:13

#254: My parents did the same with me. I'm 17 and can handle 3-4 beers before I get tipsy. My dad didn't want me being the one girl at a party who can not handle their alcohol and ends up being taken advantage of.

silencebabyy | 23

#5503223 - Thursday 23 May 2013 8:15

everyones tolerance isnt the same. some people get drunk from 1 beer others from 20

Scotth901 | 22

#6417378 - Wednesday 23 September 2015 2:09

I'm 16, and I can take 6 bottles of beer before I get stupid lol

By purplestuff_fml | 0

#192577 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:05

Why didn't you go with girlfriends? you could have done that without being called a slut.

WildaRora | 43

#5847145 - Monday 3 February 2014 3:05

Or at least there to make sure you were not taken advantage of.

T1A2Z3 | 33

#7614523 - Friday 23 March 2018 1:45

Maybe her friends are guys? It's not a problem to drink with guys. Or to sleep with them. Both together isn't smart. Don't push yourself over your limit... be responsible.

By shameonmedude | 0

#192579 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:04

At least you made the guys happy now.

By NisPe_BITCH | 0

#192594 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:06

Don't worry about it, babe. My guy friends know me as the slutty pothead.

xocourtxo | 0

#859822 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:51

hahah
that's why there still your friends.
and sorry to hear that OP :P

By alicexox | 0

#192596 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:08

i'm sorry but one beer? what are you like 7? i'd say yuou deserved that one, you should know your limits, and in your case i don't think you should be drinking at all.