Today, nine weeks after giving birth, my husband and I finally tried to have sex since a friend was watching the baby. Not only could I not get wet due to hormones, but as soon as he got back from buying lube, his drunk brother called needing a ride from the bar. No sex for me. FML
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krowjpg
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you could give a woman an infection using corn starch. dont do this.
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frustratedmama126
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OP here, his brother was drunk to the point where an Uber wouldn't have picked him up. Flat ground was a challenge for him to navigate. On another note, someone watched the baby the next Friday and he called again. Pretty sure the kid will be in school before I have sex. FML x2
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Gamesalami
| 8
if you ever need lube in a pinch
put 1 cup of water and 4 teaspoons of corn starch in a small sauce pan and bring it to a boil, mix it for about 30 seconds while it's really going and let it chill for a bit afterwards. Knowing this has saved me a ton of money and time
put 1 cup of water and 4 teaspoons of corn starch in a small sauce pan and bring it to a boil, mix it for about 30 seconds while it's really going and let it chill for a bit afterwards. Knowing this has saved me a ton of money and time
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krowjpg
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you could give a woman an infection using corn starch. dont do this.
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zeeba_neighba
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Husband needs to get his priorities straight. Has he heard of taxis and Uber❔
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Tumblrbaae
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have you people never heard of Uber and Lyft or uh a fucking cab?
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frustratedmama126
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OP here, his brother was drunk to the point where an Uber wouldn't have picked him up. Flat ground was a challenge for him to navigate. On another note, someone watched the baby the next Friday and he called again. Pretty sure the kid will be in school before I have sex. FML x2