Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML
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devildog562
| 33
Wow in prison half a pack gets you dinner and sex! Epitome of class.
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KayDee29
| 31
I hope he at least offered you good cigarettes after all that.
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KayDee29
| 31
I hope he at least offered you good cigarettes after all that.
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californiapoppy
| 11
And then you could have poured the jar of puke on him
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GoldFishPony
| 21
Cmon, at least offer a full pack.
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ghetto_child
| 19
What was your answer...?
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sayyestothedress
| 24
This NEEDS a follow up
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Melayia
| 14
Half a pack of cigarettes?! He mustve thought youre quite the catch, with the price of the darn things lately..
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devildog562
| 33
Wow in prison half a pack gets you dinner and sex! Epitome of class.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Damn it, I knew I should have been charging more than just two smokes!
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TanzWolf
| 26
How much was in the tip jar?
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devildog562
| 33
Half a pint, a piece of chicken from dinner, two pieces of gum, and $15.13.
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Kallian_fml
| 21
So basically, not enough to be worth retrieving.
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invadermaythe1st
| 35
don't forget the puke
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orbit
| 22
mmmm chicken
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Earths_Venus
| 25
At least he offered you something! That's better than 69% of the population.
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Indianboy9321
| 25
Not sure if percentage was randomly made up or was an attempt at a sexual innuendo-based pun...
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ShadowlessSpear
| 21
I'd say both #21
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Sonjington
| 20
end end
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DocDrose
| 20
I would've told him, "it's a deal. as long as you buy me a drink". it'd be like the old catch 22.
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junkman6
| 22
And people say chivalry is dead! That was your Prince Charming riding in on a booze horse OP!