By Bartender - 20/10/2014 21:04 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML
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devildog562 33
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Wow in prison half a pack gets you dinner and sex! Epitome of class.

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KayDee29 31
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I hope he at least offered you good cigarettes after all that.

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KayDee29 31
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I hope he at least offered you good cigarettes after all that.

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californiapoppy 11

And then you could have poured the jar of puke on him

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GoldFishPony 21
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Cmon, at least offer a full pack.

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ghetto_child 19
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What was your answer...?

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sayyestothedress 24
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This NEEDS a follow up

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Melayia 14
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Half a pack of cigarettes?! He mustve thought youre quite the catch, with the price of the darn things lately..

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devildog562 33
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Wow in prison half a pack gets you dinner and sex! Epitome of class.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Damn it, I knew I should have been charging more than just two smokes!

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TanzWolf 26

How much was in the tip jar?

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devildog562 33
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Half a pint, a piece of chicken from dinner, two pieces of gum, and $15.13.

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Kallian_fml 21

So basically, not enough to be worth retrieving.

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invadermaythe1st 35
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don't forget the puke

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orbit 22

mmmm chicken

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Earths_Venus 25
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At least he offered you something! That's better than 69% of the population.

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Indianboy9321 25

Not sure if percentage was randomly made up or was an attempt at a sexual innuendo-based pun...

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ShadowlessSpear 21

I'd say both #21

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DocDrose 20
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I would've told him, "it's a deal. as long as you buy me a drink". it'd be like the old catch 22.

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junkman6 22
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And people say chivalry is dead! That was your Prince Charming riding in on a booze horse OP!

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