By Bartender - 20/10/2014 21:04 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 455
You deserved it 2 620

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Wow in prison half a pack gets you dinner and sex! Epitome of class.

I hope he at least offered you good cigarettes after all that.

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I hope he at least offered you good cigarettes after all that.

And then you could have poured the jar of puke on him

Cmon, at least offer a full pack.

What was your answer...?

This NEEDS a follow up

Half a pack of cigarettes?! He mustve thought youre quite the catch, with the price of the darn things lately..

Wow in prison half a pack gets you dinner and sex! Epitome of class.

Damn it, I knew I should have been charging more than just two smokes!

How much was in the tip jar?

Half a pint, a piece of chicken from dinner, two pieces of gum, and $15.13.

So basically, not enough to be worth retrieving.

don't forget the puke

mmmm chicken

At least he offered you something! That's better than 69% of the population.

Not sure if percentage was randomly made up or was an attempt at a sexual innuendo-based pun...

I'd say both #21

I would've told him, "it's a deal. as long as you buy me a drink". it'd be like the old catch 22.

And people say chivalry is dead! That was your Prince Charming riding in on a booze horse OP!