FML : Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar,...

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

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You deserved it

By Bartender / Monday 20 October 2014 21:04 / United States - Saint Paul

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By devildog562 | 33

#6095443 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:22

Wow in prison half a pack gets you dinner and sex! Epitome of class.

By KayDee29 | 31

#6095439 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:19

I hope he at least offered you good cigarettes after all that.

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By KayDee29 | 31

#6095439 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:19

I hope he at least offered you good cigarettes after all that.

californiapoppy | 11

#6095451 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:29

And then you could have poured the jar of puke on him

By GoldFishPony | 21

#6095440 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:20

Cmon, at least offer a full pack.

By ghetto_child | 18

#6095441 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:20

What was your answer...?

sayyestothedress | 24

#6095610 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 13:31

This NEEDS a follow up

By Melayia | 14

#6095442 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:20

Half a pack of cigarettes?! He mustve thought youre quite the catch, with the price of the darn things lately..

By devildog562 | 33

#6095443 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:22

Wow in prison half a pack gets you dinner and sex! Epitome of class.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6095481 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 9:25

Damn it, I knew I should have been charging more than just two smokes!

By TanzWolf | 26

#6095444 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:22

How much was in the tip jar?

devildog562 | 33

#6095446 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:26

Half a pint, a piece of chicken from dinner, two pieces of gum, and $15.13.

Kallian_fml | 21

#6095460 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:40

So basically, not enough to be worth retrieving.

invadermaythe1st | 35

#6095827 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 17:26

don't forget the puke

orbit | 22

#6095835 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 17:30

mmmm chicken

By Earths_Venus | 25

#6095445 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:25

At least he offered you something! That's better than 69% of the population.

Indianboy9321 | 25

#6095488 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 9:55

Not sure if percentage was randomly made up or was an attempt at a sexual innuendo-based pun...

ShadowlessSpear | 21

#6096178 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 22:20

I'd say both #21

By Sonjington | 20

#6095447 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:26

end end

By DocDrose | 20

#6095448 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:27

I would've told him, "it's a deal. as long as you buy me a drink". it'd be like the old catch 22.

By junkman6 | 22

#6095454 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:32

And people say chivalry is dead! That was your Prince Charming riding in on a booze horse OP!

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