Today, my wife sat beside me on the ledge of the bathtub because...

By shortyybrooke - 24/08/2017 04:30

Today, my wife sat beside me on the ledge of the bathtub because she wanted to make out. I was on the toilet. Shitting. FML

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jamielusions 19

Thursday 24 August 2017 4:46

Thats literally the definition of love. FYL? More like fck yes.

StarkWolf_fml 23

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Thursday 24 August 2017 6:17

yep, she's a keeper

jamielusions 19

Thursday 24 August 2017 4:46

Thats literally the definition of love. FYL? More like fck yes.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 24 August 2017 4:58

I see a blumpkin in the making. I just thought the idea was a prank played on the Urban Dictionary.

shortyybrooke 21

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Thursday 31 August 2017 6:53

I'm a girl, too. No blumpkins this way ?

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 31 August 2017 6:59

My fault for assuming you were a male-female couple. The icons for gender are hard to distinguish on a smartphone. On the bright side, you can make up the word or phrase for performing oral sex on a defecating woman. Go for it!

NostalgiaFreak9 40

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Thursday 24 August 2017 5:21

Classy.

StarkWolf_fml 23

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Thursday 24 August 2017 6:17

yep, she's a keeper

GhostFox 33

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Thursday 24 August 2017 11:21

She loves you enough to deal with the smell of it means she gets to be affectionate with you and receive it from you. Appreciate the fact that she loves you enough to do that, and if it makes you uncomfortable, tell her that you appreciate that she wants couple time, but that you find the idea of engaging in it while using the bathroom very off putting.