By neverdoingthatagain - 27/02/2016 03:35 - United States - Pottstown

Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML
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Was it worth it, to her? Also, next time, you can try positions which require less movement on her part. Or you can try grinding, instead of thrusting.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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Was it worth it, to her? Also, next time, you can try positions which require less movement on her part. Or you can try grinding, instead of thrusting.

He meant she was on top, and I'm guessing from now on she won't be doing any riding

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Came for this comment. Not disappointed

sounds messy. and not in the good way

Oh it must of been very dirty

Maybe next time go nice and slow instead of blowing her like snow.

I believe you mean plowing her like snow

If you're wife is wiling, do it again and try to find a rhythm that won't trigger her morning sickness, you know? Maybe turn the motion in the ocean down a notch.

Syphilis. It's always gotta be syphilis.

I think you misread the FML.

The lazy dog was my favorite when I was pregnant. it's like doggy, but you're on your sides.

So basically like spooning? I was thinking about that position, too.

Good name for it, it's one of my favorites too.

Another piece of advice I don't see is if you want to do missionary put a pillow under her back to prop her up so her belly isn't in the way. My wife and I did that to some success.

Be gentle and there are other ways to have her satisfied