FML : Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it....

Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By neverdoingthatagain / Saturday 27 February 2016 03:35 / United States - Pottstown

Love

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By whysobeachy | 37

#6546761 - Saturday 27 February 2016 20:14

Was it worth it, to her?

Also, next time, you can try positions which require less movement on her part. Or you can try grinding, instead of thrusting.

By Ashamed_Sister | 54

#6546762 - Saturday 27 February 2016 20:15

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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By whysobeachy | 37

#6546761 - Saturday 27 February 2016 20:14

Was it worth it, to her?

Also, next time, you can try positions which require less movement on her part. Or you can try grinding, instead of thrusting.

laurellkawes | 31

#6546829 - Saturday 27 February 2016 22:11

He meant she was on top, and I'm guessing from now on she won't be doing any riding

By Ashamed_Sister | 54

#6546762 - Saturday 27 February 2016 20:15

Doesn't matter, had sex.

vikky538 | 28

#6548269 - Monday 29 February 2016 16:56

Came for this comment. Not disappointed

By quinn1184 | 25

#6546772 - Saturday 27 February 2016 20:29

sounds messy. and not in the good way

By bananassin | 25

#6546776 - Saturday 27 February 2016 20:33

Oh it must of been very dirty

JKPwnage | 25

#6547027 - Sunday 28 February 2016 5:56

must've*

By PuppiesKisses | 15

#6546777 - Saturday 27 February 2016 20:34

Maybe next time go nice and slow instead of blowing her like snow.

TheBestAround23 | 13

#6546914 - Sunday 28 February 2016 0:55

I believe you mean plowing her like snow

By iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6546780 - Saturday 27 February 2016 20:38

If you're wife is wiling, do it again and try to find a rhythm that won't trigger her morning sickness, you know? Maybe turn the motion in the ocean down a notch.

By football98_fml | 20

#6546783 - Saturday 27 February 2016 20:46

Syphilis. It's always gotta be syphilis.

whysobeachy | 37

#6546789 - Saturday 27 February 2016 20:55

I think you misread the FML.

By juturnaamo | 29

#6546795 - Saturday 27 February 2016 21:02

The lazy dog was my favorite when I was pregnant. it's like doggy, but you're on your sides.

whysobeachy | 37

#6546796 - Saturday 27 February 2016 21:04

So basically like spooning? I was thinking about that position, too.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6546846 - Saturday 27 February 2016 22:47

Good name for it, it's one of my favorites too.

By DarkRaiiin | 8

#6546819 - Saturday 27 February 2016 21:56

Another piece of advice I don't see is if you want to do missionary put a pillow under her back to prop her up so her belly isn't in the way. My wife and I did that to some success.