sorry man, that sucks...what a way to go least you got lunch? 1st =P

how could any man compete with him though? he had a foot long in his hands!

After all that... You deserved a friggin soda too!

aww thats sadd

OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL

people need to stop getting married so quickly. this shit happens way too often and it's because they haven't been through a lot together or/and they refuse to try to fight for their relationship. nowadays, it's easy to get divorced. after three years...that's so sad. I'm sorry OP. learn from this.

Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

LOL That comment was funnier than the FML... FYL OP.. You totally deserved a meatball sub instead of a turkey sandwich :(

I guess hungry & single is worse than just single!

lol FYL

what an odd way to dump someone... but i guess its better quick and efficient

Wow, way to be insensitive on her side. She could've atleast done it in a more private place.

Yeah... a more private place. Or she could have NOT been a cheap bitch and included chips and a drink. Lol Sorry dude. FYL big time.

:(

What a bitch. It's a good thing she's leaving.

well at least she didnt get you the italian b.m.t cos that would of been a kick in the bollox