Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
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Eros_fml
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sorry man, that sucks...what a way to go
least you got lunch?
1st =P
least you got lunch?
1st =P
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slushpup9696
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how could any man compete with him though? he had a foot long in his hands!
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DatWhiteGuy
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After all that... You deserved a friggin soda too!
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dafodil69
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aww thats sadd
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theluckygirl28
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OUCHH!!!
But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it...
All kidding set aside, FYL
But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it...
All kidding set aside, FYL
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anonymous100000
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people need to stop getting married so quickly. this shit happens way too often and it's because they haven't been through a lot together or/and they refuse to try to fight for their relationship. nowadays, it's easy to get divorced. after three years...that's so sad. I'm sorry OP. learn from this.
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AngelRaven89
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Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!
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Wogg_fml
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LOL That comment was funnier than the FML... FYL OP.. You totally deserved a meatball sub instead of a turkey sandwich :(
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Ugi
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I guess hungry & single is worse than just single!
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calgskid
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lol FYL
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mother_green7
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what an odd way to dump someone...
but i guess its better quick and efficient
but i guess its better quick and efficient
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InnocentNique
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Wow, way to be insensitive on her side. She could've atleast done it in a more private place.
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Siyo
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Yeah... a more private place. Or she could have NOT been a cheap bitch and included chips and a drink. Lol Sorry dude. FYL big time.
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xxmollyxx
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:(
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brydeec
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What a bitch. It's a good thing she's leaving.
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CameronHS
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well at least she didnt get you the italian b.m.t
cos that would of been a kick in the bollox
cos that would of been a kick in the bollox
But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it...
All kidding set aside, FYL