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  Zebediabolical  |  36

Hey honey, you know what would be great? A nice romantic couples cooking class. We get to spend time together and learn to make things we don't know how to.... Oh look. The BBQ class is next. Let's do that one first to see if we like the instructors!

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  imyy  |  20

Rocket surgery? Or did you mean rocket science or brain surgery?

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  perdix  |  29

It's possible, especially if you are not standing over the grill at all times. The fat from the burgers can drip into the fire causing a flare-up. This chars the outside of the burger into coal while leaving the inside an undercooked vector of E. coli. The fifth required ingredient is Vigilance.

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  girlbye23  |  15

Rocket surgery? I didn't realize rockets had health problems.

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  wvcheesehead1  |  9

Why can people not understand a purposeful malapropism delivered for humor. No way could people understand the humor in great old tv shows like All in the family. And op talk to the flies in your neighborhood, maybe they will chip in and buy you a screen door.

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  Jivesliven  |  24

I have burned water before. I'm actually a fantastic cook, but on a few occasions I've forgotten that I was boiling water until it was boiled out and just a pot cooking on the stove. Whoops.

By  ChalkOutline101  |  7

Although it sucks she made those, you need to tell her that the real ones are disgusting. Chances are that she may may hate them as well but because you "love" them she keeps making them.

By  Melix  |  31

Oh lord. You did a good thing by not telling her. And if you do want to tell her, good luck sleeping on the floor, and wear protective gear too.

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