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By feiedbutter - / Saturday 7 December 2013 14:55 / Canada - Ottawa
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By  tanekdrachonae  |  19

Guess you should get to work then.

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By  tanekdrachonae  |  19

Guess you should get to work then.

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  Trooth  |  13

Well if she's going to treat you like a kid, don't forget the Barney music!

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  scooterdude720  |  19

72 A guy that passes up sex? Not gonna happen.

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  daniel_2209  |  12

Make your own chart... and she loses points the longer u dont have sex, and if she gets to 0 points u get a divorce :)

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  HanBroman  |  20

it sounds like the wife is desperate for her husband to stop being lazy and it's a pretty good scheme; maybe she's not so crazy after all. He could verywell be a useless husband who just sits around playing X box and expects sex

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  Mshrodes  |  13

#72, your solution is kind of immature and no way to solve a situation like this. They are husband and wife. Sure the wife isn't doing the most mature thing herself but getting into this kind of vicious circles isn't the solution imo.

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  ksks1234  |  33

148-- you said it yourself, "scheme". If she would like him to do these things, maybe she should talk to him like an adult. Right now, she is treating him like a 5 year old. That chart has to be degrading and patronizing.

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  CaitiieBuggs  |  23

#187, maybe she has tried to have an adult conversation with OP, and it didn't work. Sure, the wife is kinda grasping at straws here, but maybe she's desperate to get OP's help.

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  ksks1234  |  33

197-- that is still no excuse to use sex as a weapon. He is going to end up resenting her for this. Bribery and bitterness is not the way to have a relationship.

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  TwistedCherub1  |  15

I know that when my husband doesn't help out I get annoyed, which means I don't want sex. I ask, but I have to nag to get it done, which I hate, so I just do it. We both work the same hours, so maybe some kind of chart would help him see how much more I do at home. Not that I would withhold sex; maybe some kind of competition--winner chooses weekend activity.

By  cheshirecat13242  |  32

Better start racking up those points!!

By  evan_7899  |  28

That's an odd wife you got there OP.

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  Gingerette  |  8

She seems to be a very economically inclined person. I think that she's hanging onto the phrase "if you do something well, don't do it for free" pretty tightly. If she's willing to go down that path, OP must be pretty unambitious. Or really pathetic.

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  bubblyhayley  |  16

hes obviously a lazy sod whos pushed her into having to make this arrangement! ! he definitely deserves it!

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Personally I agree with 61... It says that he isn't gaining points so his wife us going to sleep alone... According to OPs sorry, he gets points by doing chores, and he isn't getting points because he isn't doing anything, and this was his wife's way to get him to finally do some chores, and he still failed at doing chores, even for sex.

By  SaintJupiter  |  16

Better get to work then!

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  Sports_guy3  |  28

No, just no...

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  gotaplanstan  |  28

I'm sure he meant masturbate ON the plate

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  Angelic_Author  |  16

Um, she's female.

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  Sports_guy3  |  28

I'm sorry #171. I'm not a Grammar Nazi, so I don't notice.

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  Angelic_Author  |  16

I wasn't talking about OP, I was talking about the girl who said "masturbate or clean the plate." I apologize, I wasn't aware you were so stupid you couldn't figure that out.

By  hannahsnyder69  |  16

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  kyu_Q  |  19

Too often men want to sit on their asses and not help out then expect their women to be full of energy in bed. A wife or husband should not have to resort to this to get the help they need. I'm sure the wife tried communication and other methods before the sex chart. In a marriage talking about things usually brings a resolution or solution unless one person does not do the things they agree to do during the discussion. OP YDI. There are two people in a marriage is time you do your part. .

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  zBLAKEz  |  23

99 - You know nothing about their marriage, so how can you make all these assumptions? The woman very may well have not tried talking things out. Women often think that guys can read their mind and always know what's wrong without us guys being told what's wrong. And what if he's constantly working to support the both of them, so he has no time for chores? What if his job takes up more energy than chores? You can't just assume that OP is lazy when you have no idea what he does.

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  iAlissa  |  34

In a sense, I agree with 98 when they said it takes two to have a successful marriage, but it was wrong to assume they'd tried everything else. Also, I think it's pretty fucked up his wife is trying to be so in control of his own sex life.

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  kyu_Q  |  19

Good points all. But I think it shows desperation to resort to a sex chart. It's my assumption yes. but doubt a sex chart would be the first solution she tried. If she is willing to move to the guestroom means that is being going on for a bit. Would love to hear what the OP had to say in his defense.

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  Xalandra  |  17

176- the wife is being controlling of his sex life? It's only his? The wife somehow never participates? Unless they agreed to have an open relationship, I'm guessing that once they became a committed couple that it was agreed upon that they would only have sex with each other. So it's their sex life. Not just his, not just hers, but their sex life together. OP, see this as an opportunity to get your marriage what it needs, help. Obviously something is not working here communication wise. Either your wife was communicating hers needs/wants to have you help more around the house and you weren't listening or taking it seriously, or your wife was just expecting you to help more and since you aren't she's resorted to doing this sex chart thing. I think you'd be better going to marriage counseling together to work on this. It's probably the only way for the sex chart to go away and for you to understand why your wife made it to begin with. She seems pretty desperate for resorting to withholding sex just to get help around the house.

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  Xalandra  |  17

Don't you know #360? the sex life is always and completely controlled by the man! Women have no say since they're a less valuable kind of being. Good for nothing but keeping the house in order, popping out babies, and being used for a man's pleasure. Seriously though, all these people talking about "his" sex life and how it's the WORST thing ever to go without sex for awhile. Please! There's obviously something worse lacking than the sex in this marriage. They need to work on their communication.

By  Welshite  |  39

This is genius. Better start on those chores.

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  jordanlite  |  16

Agreed! Ops wife is brilliant.

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  IHATEFMYLIFE  |  26

Genius? If that's true then OP should make a Money Rewards Chart where the wife can earn money by doing bedroom chores if you know what I mean. And before I get voted down, I'm a female. I wouldn't consider it prostitution because they are married. I think it's fair seeing as though the wife made a chart also. Ok I'm ready to be voted down now. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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  Adm_Twigs  |  19

doesnt anyone realize how wrong it is for a wife to withhold sex? its very disrespectful to the man and as you can see she is taking advantage of him due to his need. this is why divorce is so damn popular...

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  kyu_Q  |  19

So is out fair for to the wife to have a job and do all the chores around the house. including cleaning the garage and mowing the lawn? women need sex too. It's not just him that's being punished. If he was helping her out I don't think she would have to resort to the chart

By  karCSJ  |  9

damn OP you should earn some points quick man bcus she's tripping good luck man FYL

By  ItalianChaos  |  14

That sucks, OP. Guess its time to get the mop.

By  noobsatin  |  19

make a chart where if she does things for you and earns enough points you'll do chores.

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  Mauskau  |  34

No. She made the chart because he doesn't do things for her. Him doing your idea would just lead to a very dead relationship.

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#25 And using sex as a bribe to do more around the house is better? They should both act like fucking adults and talk about it instead of her treating him like a child. If he's not doing his part, then it goes without saying that he needs to do better. But we don't know that for a fact.

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  TheDrifter  |  23

Depends on how many points he gets for chores. If 50 points is many weeks worth of cooking and cleaning this program is just a way to keep op around as a servant while she looks for/enjoys new sexual partners. If it's 2-3 days, it's just punishment for some perceived slight in his part in the past.

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