Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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jpoole
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No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
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WCARlover
| 34
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...
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jpoole
| 4
No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
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fenceme235
| 0
Guess were aiming for the dame thing
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fireice22
| 0
*alien 1 - Hurry grab her! Alien2- I can't she's too heavy!! Alien1- Don't break your back... Just drop her.
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J3R3MYY
| 14
Alien 2: ah fuck, the other fatty's up now
Alien 1: run, run!!
Alien 1: run, run!!
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stuffhappens223
| 7
Me gusta......
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Johnothan23
| 7
Beat me to it. Ha
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fenceme235
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Or she saw your face.....
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jpoole
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Yes my face, the one who lives in California, which is code for new Hampshire.
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WCARlover
| 34
Good one...
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WCARlover
| 34
Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...
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jman3113
| 4
LoL
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zaleh
| 23
i dont know about him but i did ;)
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carmenm
| 6
Smart wife you've got there..
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borkchop1992
| 15
maybe she's too fat for the tractor beam meaning that she weighs more than a cow since thats what aliens stereotypically abduct
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thatssomeBS
| 9
Tractor beam? Is that PTO driven? Silly me. I would've thought their technology was way ahead of tractors...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
give them a break. they spent all their money on the AFTL drive. tractors are all they could afford with the left over.
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murdersquirrel
| 15
A tractor beam does not refer to or involve a tractor as in farm equipment, idiots.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Sorry that your humorous bone is broken.
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
You should do probing of your own and say the aliens made you do it.
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gardongao
| 7
so funny
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Susieee_Q
| 9
Ahahaha. Did she watch The Fourth Kind? It might help if you tell her that movie, despite its claims, is mostly entirely fictional. It's BASED on actual disappearances, but all the real "footage" is entirely fake.
But if this has nothing to do with her watching this film, or any alien film for that matter, then fuck. I dunno what to tell you. Maybe...play along? Say, "Oh, my gosh! I was reading about stuff like that happening on the news!"
Uh. See what happens. Yeah. Whatever.
But if this has nothing to do with her watching this film, or any alien film for that matter, then fuck. I dunno what to tell you. Maybe...play along? Say, "Oh, my gosh! I was reading about stuff like that happening on the news!"
Uh. See what happens. Yeah. Whatever.
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WCARlover
| 34
Cool story sis
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DFlit1
| 0
OMG no one reads walls of text!!!
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Freeze_fml
| 16
That was to date the stupidest movie I've ever seen.
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Argumental_Rhino
| 8
I know that movie isn't real, but it was scary as shit.
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airforce987
| 20
22 - even worse than Battlefield Earth?
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zombicidal
| 11
it was almost as bad ad the paranormal activity movies
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Starship Troopers. By far the worst sci-fi movie ever.
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hermitknut
| 22
Why is #17 telling me I don't exist?
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rubberduckie94
| 13
those movies sucked eggs. the makers of those need to be beat
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shazza26
| 1
Wow I must have been abducted so many times!
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
Put safety rails around your bed and watch as the frustrated aliens leave Earth for good!
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IcyJack
| 7
Or we could just throw cheese at them.