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By  jpoole  |  4

No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!

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By  jpoole  |  4

No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!

By  fenceme235  |  0

Or she saw your face.....

By  Susieee_Q  |  9

Ahahaha. Did she watch The Fourth Kind? It might help if you tell her that movie, despite its claims, is mostly entirely fictional. It's BASED on actual disappearances, but all the real "footage" is entirely fake. But if this has nothing to do with her watching this film, or any alien film for that matter, then fuck. I dunno what to tell you. Maybe...play along? Say, "Oh, my gosh! I was reading about stuff like that happening on the news!" Uh. See what happens. Yeah. Whatever.

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Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML

By broken_tibia / Friday 10 December 2010 17:30 / Canada
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