By SadOral - 03/07/2019 00:01

Spicy
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 486
You deserved it 835

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You were going down on her. Not giving her head.

If you're doing it right, she wouldn't fall asleep... except for maybe passing out after a few minutes.

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Many people confuse sleeping with the most powerful orgasms one can experience. Way to go, chief!

it was just super relaxing.... or she was just very tired.

If you're doing it right, she wouldn't fall asleep... except for maybe passing out after a few minutes.

You were going down on her. Not giving her head.

Did you just assume her genetalia?

The O.P. said "she." If She were a she, then biologically and scientifically she has a vagina, which would mean she doesn't have cock, unless she is a hermaphrodite.

well either she was really tired or you suck at head.

A few days ago someone was having trouble with giving a good handjob. Maybe you can reach out to that person, so you can practice your skills together? It somehow feels like you deserve eachother.

Sounds like you need to work on your oral skills

What dat mouf do?

Your wife has a dong?

Damn........might wanna switch up your skills!!! 😁