FML : Today, my wife and I had to rush our dog to the vet for a $700 emergency surgery. The x-ray showed that he had eaten a vibrating cock ring. I've never...

Today, my wife and I had to rush our dog to the vet for a $700 emergency surgery. The x-ray showed that he had eaten a vibrating cock ring. I've never bought or owned one, so now I've got to deal with the vet bill and lawyer fees for my soon-to-be ex-wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FidoForever - / Tuesday 20 June 2017 22:00 /

Money

Intimacy

Animals

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By burnforeternity | 26

#7474026 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 10:31

As hard as this would be to explain you should give her one chance to try to explain, if it doesn't add up, take it all, nobody deserves to be cheated on

By elementalblood | 22

#7474021 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 10:18

She COULD have been planning on surprising you with it to "spice up the bedroom," as it were.

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By Lordsoulless | 6

#7474012 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 10:02

Is it possible your dog found it in your garden?

species4872 | 19

#7474195 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 09:34

Yeah, a lot of stalks there in the garden that need vibrating rings.

Lordsoulless | 6

#7474198 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 09:37

What about teens next door hiding it from parents?

By Ciela | 19

#7474018 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 10:12

damn, take it ALL from her, don't leave her a bike to ride on.

TwoXMike | 14

#7474110 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 04:13

It seems like she is the bike others ride on :)

By elementalblood | 22

#7474021 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 10:18

She COULD have been planning on surprising you with it to "spice up the bedroom," as it were.

By burnforeternity | 26

#7474026 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 10:31

As hard as this would be to explain you should give her one chance to try to explain, if it doesn't add up, take it all, nobody deserves to be cheated on

xperkelex | 6

#7474297 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 01:17

The FML story is less than a 500 words. You don't know nothing so don't be such a hypocrite. Maybe he already did? Don't judge so fast yourself.

xperkelex | 6

#7474298 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 01:18

100*

By Xikira | 5

#7474033 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 10:48

I would give her a chance to expalin shey may have bought it as a surpise to spice things up or she may have bought it to use on a toy she may own. You wont know until you sit down and talk things out with her.

Tammy Troxel | 5

#7474083 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 01:33

that's what I was thinking. also they can come in condom packs so maybe she just bought that and wanted to try it.

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7474040 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 11:14

Dogs will eat the weirdest things, man.

By Talented73 | 50

#7474060 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 12:14

Don't get cocky. Give her a ring.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7474066 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 12:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By neuronerd | 28

#7474072 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 12:40

Did she confirm she was cheating, or do you have other evidence? That sounds like something that could have been a gag gift from her girlfriends.

neuronerd | 28

#7474073 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 12:41

No pun intended with "gag."

By mclurebabe | 1

#7474078 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 01:19

I am going to say its a cock ring for a vibrator. Which is the only way to go. Just because you do not buying something does not mean she did not buy it for herself.

pjsr | 30

#7474082 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 01:32

Why would you need a vibrating ring for something that already vibrates?

species4872 | 19

#7474197 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 09:36

Resonance.

Zanquis | 21

#7474221 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 10:27

Placement, stimulation inside and outside. I guess if you have to ask you don't really know how to please a woman... Or it can be used as a cheap pocketrocket for her own stimulation.

mclurebabe | 1

#7474416 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 06:50

Also they come in certain condom packs. My man grabbed a box of them and brought them home without even knowing. That would be the funniest thing if the OP bought it, brought it home, it fell out of the box, and the dog got it.