By FidoForever
  Today, my wife and I had to rush our dog to the vet for a $700 emergency surgery. The x-ray showed that he had eaten a vibrating cock ring. I've never bought or owned one, so now I've got to deal with the vet bill and lawyer fees for my soon-to-be ex-wife. FML
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  species4872  |  19

Yeah, a lot of stalks there in the garden that need vibrating rings.

By  Xikira  |  7

I would give her a chance to expalin shey may have bought it as a surpise to spice things up or she may have bought it to use on a toy she may own. You wont know until you sit down and talk things out with her.

By  neuronerd  |  28

Did she confirm she was cheating, or do you have other evidence? That sounds like something that could have been a gag gift from her girlfriends.

  neuronerd  |  28

No pun intended with "gag."

By  mclurebabe  |  1

I am going to say its a cock ring for a vibrator. Which is the only way to go.
Just because you do not buying something does not mean she did not buy it for herself.

  species4872  |  19


  Zanquis  |  22

Placement, stimulation inside and outside. I guess if you have to ask you don't really know how to please a woman...

Or it can be used as a cheap pocketrocket for her own stimulation.

  mclurebabe  |  1

Also they come in certain condom packs. My man grabbed a box of them and brought them home without even knowing.
That would be the funniest thing if the OP bought it, brought it home, it fell out of the box, and the dog got it.