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  enonymous  |  8

I played Operation with my wife. Sold her kidneys and liver on the black market. Rest of her I fed to my hungry hungry hippos.

At least it didn't end up in divorce.

  DynamicDave  |  11

I told my wife I was Sorry for causing so much Trouble but all she would do was tell me to get a Life. I decided I would Go Fish to give her some time to cool off, but even that didn't work. The Frustration just kept on building and she even got mad at me when she stepped on a Mouse Trap I had set up. Guess Who left me for another man? I suppose I didn't have a Monopoly on her love like I thought...

  22cute  |  17

No, you really need to BACK DOWN! It takes two people to have an argument. You need to stop trying to win petty little battles that don't matter.

  Soloman212  |  28

Sorry for thumbing down your first comment; I'm on iOs, and so I just saw the comment alone and thought it was dumb, but after reading the explanation I liked it, but I can't change thumbs. So I thumbed up your other comments, if it makes you feel any better.