By Jade - 22/08/2013 00:09 - United States - Reseda

Today, my wackjob roommate decided to sit next to me on the couch, basically make out with her pet rabbit, and baby-talk to it. Key highlights involved giggling while the bunny licked up inside her nose and then commenting on the rabbit's "pronounced nipples". Why? FML
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and how pronounced were its nipples? How does one measre that?

Haha that sounds odd and it seems like she's doing it on purpose. Hopefully the lease is up soon? :)

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Wow. Can't believe there are no comments yet.

that was a fail of a first comment if I have ever seen one.

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:O That's horrible!! I hate cats but I'd never kill one... Sarcasm, yes, but my point still holds true.

How do cats come into this?

I believe 11 is making an analogy.

But cat stew isn't a legit dish. Well, at least where I'm from anyway

31 you don't have Chinese food?

Go to china, I'm sure they have some form of cat stew there.

Oops O_O That wasn't meant to be offensive or anything. Guess it's time to give the rules another thorough looking over...

Haha that sounds odd and it seems like she's doing it on purpose. Hopefully the lease is up soon? :)

Doubt it. Most students are just getting to college now, and are gonna be stuck with other people for the next 8 months or so.

and how pronounced were its nipples? How does one measre that?

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Yes, you should seek help.

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Your roommate needs a romantic partner and/or a lobotomy.

Or a cat they make partners, or you can get 5 and keep all the potential love partners away :) you're welcome.

Or maybe the other type of "Rabbit". Don't forget the batteries. :P

just call for Elmer Fudd. He will take care of that wasky wabbit.

Shhhhh! We're hunting wabbits!

No he won't.... When have you EVER seen Elmer Fudd actually kill a rabbit before? He will just continue to make a total fool of himself like he always does.

#17, I've seen Elmer Rudd finally get Bugs Bunny on Family Guy... It was graphic... R.I.P. Bugs Bunny.

What a hare-y situation. I hop she stops doing that soon!!

OP, don't lie, you'd baby-talk if u had a pet.

Baby talk is one thing. Commenting on your animal's nipples is another.

I have pets and I talk normal to them.

You both need some hobbies. Lol.... Her more than you though. :P

Shit, talk about inspiring. I know what I'm doing with my roommates tomorrow!