Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML
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perdix
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They agreed because you invited them both over to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and threw away the rock and the paper.
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boog_fml
| 7
Either I'm drunk or this FML really sucks because I didn't understand a word of it =
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Reutan
| 0
That's terrible... fyl. Hmm...did I actually make it this early?
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crabbyabby718
| 0
1, you just ruined the first comment.
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Krilov
| 0
rofl fyl
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tayzer_fml
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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falling4youxo
| 7
This is FML, not grammar school.
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Ninjasaurus18
| 9
Yes it is. I'm a grammar Nazi. I didn't get it either until I re-read it slowly four times.
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enough4
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And the guy in the upstairs apartment knows it was the girl in the apartment next door how, exactly?
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xslapchopx
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uhhhh good point.
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brandon2014
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they are in the same apartment complex, doesn't mean you can't know someone from a floor below.
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agsilver
| 14
it's all in the cries man. men go UGHGHHHHH. women go Oh yeah or it feels so good, etc
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perdix
| 29
They agreed because you invited them both over to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and threw away the rock and the paper.
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gatorcheer
| 0
Agree with #3.
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bugmenotmofo
| 34
you've been replaced by a plastic penis.
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Erindub
| 0
Damn that sucks. Sorry dude
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boog_fml
| 7
Either I'm drunk or this FML really sucks because I didn't understand a word of it =
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lil_ham1644
| 29
Op was out of town & his gf, the woman next door, & possibly another dude had sex in his (or their) apartment.
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CallMeHush
| 0
Don't just hate when you come home to find out you just missed another threesome? You better talk to her and tell her the next time you want to be the meat in that sandwich. ( LOL threesome is in my phone's predictive text)