FML : Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how...

Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By butch / Friday 13 November 2009 07:04 / United States

Intimacy

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By perdix | 29

#669808 - Friday 13 November 2009 17:17

They agreed because you invited them both over to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and threw away the rock and the paper.

By boog_fml | 7

#670368 - Saturday 14 November 2009 0:00

Either I'm drunk or this FML really sucks because I didn't understand a word of it =

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By Reutan | 0

#669735 - Friday 13 November 2009 16:26

That's terrible... fyl. Hmm...did I actually make it this early?

crabbyabby718 | 0

#3208953 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 4:57

1, you just ruined the first comment.

By Krilov | 0

#669757 - Friday 13 November 2009 16:40

rofl fyl

By tayzer_fml | 0

#669785 - Friday 13 November 2009 16:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

falling4youxo | 7

#3198512 - Monday 29 August 2011 12:44

This is FML, not grammar school.

Ninjasaurus18 | 9

#4370760 - Sunday 29 April 2012 22:59

Yes it is. I'm a grammar Nazi. I didn't get it either until I re-read it slowly four times.

By enough4 | 0

#669795 - Friday 13 November 2009 17:08

And the guy in the upstairs apartment knows it was the girl in the apartment next door how, exactly?

xslapchopx | 0

#1155348 - Thursday 29 July 2010 5:39

uhhhh good point.

brandon2014 | 0

#1242334 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:20

they are in the same apartment complex, doesn't mean you can't know someone from a floor below.

agsilver | 14

#2392073 - Saturday 23 April 2011 15:33

it's all in the cries man. men go UGHGHHHHH. women go Oh yeah or it feels so good, etc

By perdix | 29

#669808 - Friday 13 November 2009 17:17

They agreed because you invited them both over to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and threw away the rock and the paper.

By gatorcheer | 0

#669865 - Friday 13 November 2009 17:52

Agree with #3.

By bugmenotmofo | 33

#669902 - Friday 13 November 2009 18:18

you've been replaced by a plastic penis.

By Erindub | 0

#670016 - Friday 13 November 2009 20:06

Damn that sucks. Sorry dude

By boog_fml | 7

#670368 - Saturday 14 November 2009 0:00

Either I'm drunk or this FML really sucks because I didn't understand a word of it =

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6065788 - Monday 15 September 2014 23:40

Op was out of town & his gf, the woman next door, & possibly another dude had sex in his (or their) apartment.

By CallMeHush | 0

#670421 - Saturday 14 November 2009 0:39

Don't just hate when you come home to find out you just missed another threesome? You better talk to her and tell her the next time you want to be the meat in that sandwich. ( LOL threesome is in my phone's predictive text)