By unwilling redneck - 24/05/2013 22:48 - United States

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML
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grahambertus 11
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You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

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jessi_sunshine 26
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He didn't CHOOSE the thug life... ...the thug life chose him.

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TrueTriage 16
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I never chose the redneck life. My uncle handed me a beer turned on Lynyrd Skynyrd and it was down hill from there. On his tractor

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chabelo 10
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looks like someone took the song "she cranks my tractor " too serious

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jonathan_kraft 14
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Just a great american

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grahambertus 11
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You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

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chinagirl3343 8
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apache316 6
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I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice

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alstbv12 13
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We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside no matter where you from you just can't hide it, when the band starts bangin and the fiddle saws you can't help but hollerin, yee haw!

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True_NonBeliever 6
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"Say it loud! I'm a redneck and I'm PROUD!" Embrace it OP :)

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ElementaryEdGuy 18
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I'm not a redneck, though. Honestly, I'm hella ghetto.

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cwells0430 12
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Cue banjo music please Jethro

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nortwdschick 24
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I believe it's "Murica, fuck yeah!" ;)

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ekb777 13
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Or as Tim McGraw would say, "Truck Yeah!"

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JustAReaderZZZZ 8
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At least he didn't drive the tractor into your house.

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nattynatters 14
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Just enjoy it! Sometimes it's fun to be the loud people on the block.

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ShyAnn29 14
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Yeah, tractors are cool! Especially John Deere tractors.

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gc327072 30
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So if they're in the suburbs, then.. "You can take a ride on my big green.. riding lawn mower…"

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nortwdschick 24
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Don't be ashamed! U should embrace the redneck life :)

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KayleeT 9
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Haters gonna hate. Lol just kidding, I'd probably be pretty annoyed too. I feel your pain, OP.

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Jemm_fml 29
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Redneck family moves to the suburbs? Where's that banjo player when you need him?

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AngrySailor 17
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He's chillin' by the C-ment pond.

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