By unwilling redneck - 24/05/2013 22:48 - United States
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He didn't CHOOSE the thug life... ...the thug life chose him.
I never chose the redneck life. My uncle handed me a beer turned on Lynyrd Skynyrd and it was down hill from there. On his tractor
looks like someone took the song "she cranks my tractor " too serious
Just a great american
You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.
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Show it anywayYou can be both.
I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
Tittysprinkles
Cue banjo music please Jethro
America! Fuck yeah!
I believe it's "Murica, fuck yeah!" ;)
Or as Tim McGraw would say, "Truck Yeah!"
At least he didn't drive the tractor into your house.
Yeah, tractors are cool! Especially John Deere tractors.
So if they're in the suburbs, then.. "You can take a ride on my big green.. riding lawn mower…"
Don't be ashamed! U should embrace the redneck life :)
Haters gonna hate. Lol just kidding, I'd probably be pretty annoyed too. I feel your pain, OP.
Redneck family moves to the suburbs? Where's that banjo player when you need him?
He's chillin' by the C-ment pond.
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You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.