FML : Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither...

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unwilling redneck / Friday 24 May 2013 22:48 / United States

Miscellaneous

Previous FML Next FML

You could also like

Today, I have the stomach flu. It wouldn't be so bad if everytime I puked I shit myself and vice versa. FML

See the top of the week

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By MichaelT17 | 9

#5505900 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

Thug life

By grahambertus | 11

#5505903 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:41

You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

Comments

By MichaelT17 | 9

#5505900 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

Thug life

jessi_sunshine | 26

#5505977 - Saturday 25 May 2013 6:03

He didn't CHOOSE the thug life...

...the thug life chose him.

TrueTriage | 16

#5505986 - Saturday 25 May 2013 6:07

I never chose the redneck life. My uncle handed me a beer turned on Lynyrd Skynyrd and it was down hill from there. On his tractor

chabelo | 10

#5506198 - Saturday 25 May 2013 11:32

looks like someone took the song "she cranks my tractor " too serious

jonathan_kraft | 14

#5506665 - Saturday 25 May 2013 19:49

Just a great american

By grahambertus | 11

#5505903 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:41

You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

MichaelT17 | 9

#5505906 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:42

Lol

chinagirl3343 | 8

#5505914 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

grahambertus | 11

#5505982 - Saturday 25 May 2013 6:05

You can be both.

apache316 | 6

#5506054 - Saturday 25 May 2013 6:53

I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice

alstbv12 | 13

#5506088 - Saturday 25 May 2013 7:32

We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside no matter where you from you just can't hide it, when the band starts bangin and the fiddle saws you can't help but hollerin, yee haw!