Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML
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MichaelT17
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Thug life
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grahambertus
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You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.
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MichaelT17
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Thug life
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jessi_sunshine
| 26
He didn't CHOOSE the thug life...
...the thug life chose him.
...the thug life chose him.
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TrueTriage
| 16
I never chose the redneck life. My uncle handed me a beer turned on Lynyrd Skynyrd and it was down hill from there. On his tractor
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chabelo
| 10
looks like someone took the song "she cranks my tractor " too serious
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jonathan_kraft
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Just a great american
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grahambertus
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You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.
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MichaelT17
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Lol
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chinagirl3343
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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grahambertus
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You can be both.
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apache316
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I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
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alstbv12
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We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside no matter where you from you just can't hide it, when the band starts bangin and the fiddle saws you can't help but hollerin, yee haw!
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grahambertus
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True_NonBeliever
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"Say it loud! I'm a redneck and I'm PROUD!" Embrace it OP :)
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ElementaryEdGuy
| 18
I'm not a redneck, though. Honestly, I'm hella ghetto.
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cwells0430
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Cue banjo music please Jethro
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HortonThelephant
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America! Fuck yeah!
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nortwdschick
| 24
I believe it's "Murica, fuck yeah!" ;)
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ekb777
| 13
Or as Tim McGraw would say, "Truck Yeah!"
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JustAReaderZZZZ
| 8
At least he didn't drive the tractor into your house.
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nattynatters
| 14
Just enjoy it! Sometimes it's fun to be the loud people on the block.
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ShyAnn29
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Yeah, tractors are cool! Especially John Deere tractors.
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gc327072
| 29
So if they're in the suburbs, then..
"You can take a ride on my big green.. riding lawn mower…"
"You can take a ride on my big green.. riding lawn mower…"
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nortwdschick
| 24
Don't be ashamed! U should embrace the redneck life :)
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KayleeT
| 9
Haters gonna hate. Lol just kidding, I'd probably be pretty annoyed too. I feel your pain, OP.
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Jemm_fml
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Redneck family moves to the suburbs? Where's that banjo player when you need him?
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AngrySailor
| 17
He's chillin' by the C-ment pond.