FML : Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither...

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Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unwilling redneck / Friday 24 May 2013 22:48 / United States

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By MichaelT17 | 9

#5505900 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

Thug life

By grahambertus | 11

#5505903 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:41

You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

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By MichaelT17 | 9

#5505900 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

Thug life

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jessi_sunshine | 26

#5505977 - Saturday 25 May 2013 6:03

He didn't CHOOSE the thug life...

...the thug life chose him.

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TrueTriage | 16

#5505986 - Saturday 25 May 2013 6:07

I never chose the redneck life. My uncle handed me a beer turned on Lynyrd Skynyrd and it was down hill from there. On his tractor

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chabelo | 10

#5506198 - Saturday 25 May 2013 11:32

looks like someone took the song "she cranks my tractor " too serious

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jonathan_kraft | 14

#5506665 - Saturday 25 May 2013 19:49

Just a great american

By grahambertus | 11

#5505903 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:41

You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

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MichaelT17 | 9

#5505906 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:42

Lol

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chinagirl3343 | 8

#5505914 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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grahambertus | 11

#5505982 - Saturday 25 May 2013 6:05

You can be both.

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apache316 | 6

#5506054 - Saturday 25 May 2013 6:53

I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice

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alstbv12 | 13

#5506088 - Saturday 25 May 2013 7:32

We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside no matter where you from you just can't hide it, when the band starts bangin and the fiddle saws you can't help but hollerin, yee haw!

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grahambertus | 11

#5506105 - Saturday 25 May 2013 7:52

Tittysprinkles

By True_NonBeliever | 6

#5505913 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:43

"Say it loud! I'm a redneck and I'm PROUD!" Embrace it OP :)

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ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#5505963 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:58

I'm not a redneck, though. Honestly, I'm hella ghetto.

By cwells0430 | 12

#5505917 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:44

Cue banjo music please Jethro

By HortonThelephant | 15

#5505922 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:45

America! Fuck yeah!

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nortwdschick | 24

#5505927 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:46

I believe it's "Murica, fuck yeah!" ;)

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ekb777 | 13

#5506032 - Saturday 25 May 2013 6:34

Or as Tim McGraw would say, "Truck Yeah!"

By JustAReaderZZZZ | 8

#5505928 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:46

At least he didn't drive the tractor into your house.

By nattynatters | 14

#5505932 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:46

Just enjoy it! Sometimes it's fun to be the loud people on the block.

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ShyAnn29 | 14

#5506197 - Saturday 25 May 2013 11:32

Yeah, tractors are cool! Especially John Deere tractors.

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gc327072 | 29

#5506369 - Saturday 25 May 2013 15:17

So if they're in the suburbs, then..

"You can take a ride on my big green.. riding lawn mower…"

By nortwdschick | 24

#5505936 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:47

Don't be ashamed! U should embrace the redneck life :)

By KayleeT | 9

#5505937 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:47

Haters gonna hate. Lol just kidding, I'd probably be pretty annoyed too. I feel your pain, OP.

By Jemm_fml | 29

#5505939 - Saturday 25 May 2013 5:48

Redneck family moves to the suburbs? Where's that banjo player when you need him?

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AngrySailor | 17

#5506410 - Saturday 25 May 2013 16:17

He's chillin' by the C-ment pond.

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