By unwilling redneck - 24/05/2013 22:48 - United States

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML
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You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

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He didn't CHOOSE the thug life... ...the thug life chose him.

I never chose the redneck life. My uncle handed me a beer turned on Lynyrd Skynyrd and it was down hill from there. On his tractor

looks like someone took the song "she cranks my tractor " too serious

Just a great american

You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

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I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice

We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside no matter where you from you just can't hide it, when the band starts bangin and the fiddle saws you can't help but hollerin, yee haw!

"Say it loud! I'm a redneck and I'm PROUD!" Embrace it OP :)

I'm not a redneck, though. Honestly, I'm hella ghetto.

Cue banjo music please Jethro

I believe it's "Murica, fuck yeah!" ;)

Or as Tim McGraw would say, "Truck Yeah!"

At least he didn't drive the tractor into your house.

Just enjoy it! Sometimes it's fun to be the loud people on the block.

Yeah, tractors are cool! Especially John Deere tractors.

So if they're in the suburbs, then.. "You can take a ride on my big green.. riding lawn mower…"

Don't be ashamed! U should embrace the redneck life :)

Haters gonna hate. Lol just kidding, I'd probably be pretty annoyed too. I feel your pain, OP.

Redneck family moves to the suburbs? Where's that banjo player when you need him?

He's chillin' by the C-ment pond.