Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
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onigiriqueen
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You gave that brat a flashlight? You dipsh*t, YDI!
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rends
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Grab the flashlight, shine it in his eyes then make a run for it
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element115
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what could have possible gone though ur head to give that
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JBiz_fml
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That sucks.
And #1 you go to hell.
And #1 you go to hell.
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mf_fml
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talk to 'em to calm them down... or at least pop a video in or something.
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onigiriqueen
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#2: The kid is pissed off, why would you give him a freaking weapon? Seriously!
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dz_zb
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not an FML.
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hk_fml
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Awwww ow.
How is it not an FML, the OP was really hurt and has a nasty bruise they have to wander around with and be questioned about
How is it not an FML, the OP was really hurt and has a nasty bruise they have to wander around with and be questioned about
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tipple
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It's called a "temper tantrum" - there's a hint in the name...
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altna
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This has to be one of the most boring ones. How these even pass? I could write 10 "FML"s like this from my life every friggin' day.
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fish1806
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that sucks.
#8 why dont you post one here? or are you talking blabla?!
#8 why dont you post one here? or are you talking blabla?!
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survivalism
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Yeah, usually when I'm around a person in a fit of anger, I like to hand them blunt objects and expose my face. "There's no way anything could go wrong in this situation," I say.
And #1 you go to hell.