FML : Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't....

Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 13 April 2009 02:39 / United States

Kids

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By JBiz_fml | 0

#107241 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:03

That sucks. And #1 you go to hell.

By hans12 | 0

#107467 - Monday 13 April 2009 02:25

um,kid hits you hard enough to leave a bruise = spanking.

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By onigiriqueen | 0

#107230 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:01

You gave that brat a flashlight? You dipsh*t, YDI!

rends | 0

#1096732 - Friday 16 July 2010 07:10

Grab the flashlight, shine it in his eyes then make a run for it

element115 | 0

#1713919 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 02:58

what could have possible gone though ur head to give that

By JBiz_fml | 0

#107241 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:03

That sucks. And #1 you go to hell.

By mf_fml | 0

#107242 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:04

talk to 'em to calm them down... or at least pop a video in or something.

By onigiriqueen | 0

#107248 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:05

#2: The kid is pissed off, why would you give him a freaking weapon? Seriously!

By dz_zb | 0

#107259 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:13

not an FML.

By hk_fml | 9

#107269 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:17

Awwww ow. How is it not an FML, the OP was really hurt and has a nasty bruise they have to wander around with and be questioned about

By tipple | 0

#107277 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:24

It's called a "temper tantrum" - there's a hint in the name...

By altna | 4

#107292 - Monday 13 April 2009 10:37

This has to be one of the most boring ones. How these even pass? I could write 10 "FML"s like this from my life every friggin' day.

By fish1806 | 0

#107329 - Monday 13 April 2009 11:10

that sucks. #8 why dont you post one here? or are you talking blabla?!

By survivalism | 0

#107333 - Monday 13 April 2009 11:14

Yeah, usually when I'm around a person in a fit of anger, I like to hand them blunt objects and expose my face. "There's no way anything could go wrong in this situation," I say.