By Anonymous - United States
Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
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By  altna  |  4

This has to be one of the most boring ones. How these even pass? I could write 10 "FML"s like this from my life every friggin' day.

By  survivalism  |  0

Yeah, usually when I'm around a person in a fit of anger, I like to hand them blunt objects and expose my face. "There's no way anything could go wrong in this situation," I say.