FML : Today, my toddler son walked up to my older daughter and kissed her chest, then said, "I kissed the boob." I have no idea where he learned that word. FML

Today, my toddler son walked up to my older daughter and kissed her chest, then said, "I kissed the boob." I have no idea where he learned that word. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 6 October 2016 18:59 / United States - Colorado Springs

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By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6699971 - Friday 7 October 2016 10:52

You say that as if "boob" is a swear word. I get that some people have different ideas of what is or isn't appropriate language, and I can admit that a kid saying that in certain contexts might be a little awkward, but come on...Is it really the worst thing he could be saying?

By Arashikage | 18

#6699962 - Friday 7 October 2016 10:28

Watching too much Drake and Josh

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By catlady4eva | 9

#6699954 - Friday 7 October 2016 10:16

Might wanna check who he's been around?

By Insertfabusernam | 12

#6699955 - Friday 7 October 2016 10:18

Maybe you can try asking him where he learned that, or maybe check who he's been around with these past few weeks or days. Or maybe he just saw it on TV.

hanrostre | 17

#6699959 - Friday 7 October 2016 10:26

Either way, it's creepy.

By hanrostre | 17

#6699961 - Friday 7 October 2016 10:27

And this, my friends, is how incest starts.

bushpigalois | 15

#6699963 - Friday 7 October 2016 10:29

Only you'd know

fmyinternet | 13

#6700068 - Friday 7 October 2016 04:31

OOOOOOHHHHHHH MOM GET THE CAMERA SICK BURN M890 Imma go jump off a bridge

By Arashikage | 18

#6699962 - Friday 7 October 2016 10:28

Watching too much Drake and Josh

By Moerighan | 23

#6699966 - Friday 7 October 2016 10:40

Boob is not a bad word for a toddler to know, my 3 year old says it all the time because she sees me feeding her brother, says I'm feeding him boobie

Nyattack | 14

#6700062 - Friday 7 October 2016 04:08

That's adorable

lantz4levi | 19

#6700064 - Friday 7 October 2016 04:10

Matter of opinion and maturity and for each individual parent to decide.

deathshead | 19

#6700164 - Friday 7 October 2016 09:11

#16 you took the words right out of my mouth... I'm suing you for theft.

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6699971 - Friday 7 October 2016 10:52

Baustigt | 40

#6700025 - Friday 7 October 2016 01:41

I agree. My first word was "boobies". My mother said it all the time because she was breastfeeding. It doesn't seem like a problem to me.

tmj25789 | 15

#6700027 - Friday 7 October 2016 01:48

I agree #8. I mean he is just a little guy. My nephews use to say boobs too. There is nothing wrong with it.

deathshead | 19

#6700165 - Friday 7 October 2016 09:13

could be a lot worse for sure, when I was young we got stuck in traffic so I yelled "It's the pedal on the right asshole" Yea... guess which male parental unit got in big trouble for that...

By maharb01 | 17

#6700009 - Friday 7 October 2016 12:51

Sounds innocent, the toddler won't understand context and is probably just trying to understand their world. a friend of mine works at a day care and had a 3 year old try to kiss hers and then said "titties are for kissing" That's when you could be worried. . .

By sparkledoge | 29

#6700011 - Friday 7 October 2016 12:54

He's toddler so he probably just thought it was a funny thing to do. I'd honestly focus more on telling him why it's not right to kiss your sibling's chest than the fact he said "boob" though.