I kinda feel like it'll be like those movies where at the end of the two weeks he's a total CityBuff and will know all the prostitutes' and homeless people's names. At least I hope he does. While still being safe.

#2, naw, not for LIFE. When he hits puberty, his memory of seeing a whore will suddenly become a fondle one, um, I mean a fond one.

There goes his innocence.

I know, I wouldve been dragging my guardian outside!!!

#31 you should change your name to "my_comments_suk"

56 - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Well, out of 140 of my comments, about 15 have been disliked... so change your name to "Im_an_idiot" and stop bein so rash with stupid statements.

I was raised in the country, never really felt "sheltered" just "distanced" from that sort of crazy. I've since been to many large cities (the rough parts included), Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, Toronto and many more. I can't stand it! I can't imagine NYC. I like my hour drive to Walmart and the bootlegger a country mile down the road. The town drunk IS found pantsless occasionally... Over all I'm with OP's lil' Bro on this one!

Yes. I can do anything I want.

Or he still hasn't lost his childhood innocence

#9-Leaving a 10 year old boy home alone in NYC sounds familiar for some reason.

Everyone get ready for home alone 4. Or would it be number 5?

I love home alone classic.

The irony in this statement is how going to the "big city" means having to deal with uncivilized people. Poor kid.

Perdix, I instantly thought of The Naked Cowboy when reading the FML. So if I'm right, then he was wearing only underwear. Edit: Someone farther down already mentioned him.