By NYCproblems / Monday 24 June 2013 14:06 / United States - New York
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I kinda feel like it'll be like those movies where at the end of the two weeks he's a total CityBuff and will know all the prostitutes' and homeless people's names.
At least I hope he does. While still being safe.

  AngrySailor  |  17

I was raised in the country, never really felt "sheltered" just "distanced" from that sort of crazy. I've since been to many large cities (the rough parts included), Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, Toronto and many more. I can't stand it! I can't imagine NYC.

I like my hour drive to Walmart and the bootlegger a country mile down the road. The town drunk IS found pantsless occasionally...

Over all I'm with OP's lil' Bro on this one!

By  perdix  |  29

What do you mean "partially-naked?" Was penis visible? That's what is really important. Quit with your cutesy bullshit descriptors and cut to the chase.

Staying holed-up 24 hours a day is a viable strategy for surviving NYC. Just bring the little bastard pizza and hot dogs for the next two weeks and ship him back to civilization at the end.

  ApollosMyth  |  22

Perdix, I instantly thought of The Naked Cowboy when reading the FML. So if I'm right, then he was wearing only underwear.

Edit: Someone farther down already mentioned him.