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By TheVirginJenny / Sunday 7 October 2012 00:05 / United States - Spanaway
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  TurtleSmile  |  14

Normally, I would agree with you. However, I've lost a lot of hope for many people of my generation. Is she crazy loopy? Yes. Is that so out of the ordinary anymore? Sadly, no.

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  BenL97  |  5

Civilization*...

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  walmartpaysme  |  15

57, thread jacking = hey look at me! I'm too awesome to start a new comment way down the list! Hey! Hey! Look at me everyone! I'm repeating what other people said so I will comment on a top post so people read mine first!

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  tisvana20  |  6

Godwin's Law, 45.

Well, at least this isn't quite as bad as the twelve year old "Beat ya!" FML. I think (hope) that the daughter was thinking "Reinstated virgin."

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  WritingWrongs  |  8

-64 well first of all, I saw no one else with a comment like that. Secondly, some comments I post are from the phone app, and I only just now learned how to post comments to the fml itself intsead of only replies from my phone. (I'm new to fml, and i realize that does not exclude me from the proper "fml etiquette". I will go ahead and be the first to thumb this particular comment down.)

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  Suaria  |  32

Says the one who can't spell civilization correctly. I have no hope for my generation.

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  Welshite  |  39

Right, blame the teachers, because everything in this world is their fault. It's not like they try and teach and you don't listen, right? No, that's can't be true, because that would be insinuating that you don't care about education, when its obvious you do.

Also, you are obviously NOT over twenty if you haven't been exposed to sex in today's SOCIETY.

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  MDTeddy  |  13

Why are girls so dumb? I am pretty sure everyone who is a teenager should know where babies come from. Also, why did she ask her mom that? Was she thinking of losing hers soon or did she already lose her virginity and was wondering if she lost her virginity before her mom?

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  iOceanus  |  18

153 - You make a good point. Other than that, if she's old enough to know what 'getting laid' means, then she should know that that's how babies are made. No matter which way you cut it, she sounds a bit uneducated on the matter.

By  iNewKid  |  16

Your daughter believed you? Really?
Cause last time I checked you need to get laid to get a baby. So how on earth could your daughter be there, if you were still a virgin?

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Oh! That's why it was an FML! Because her daughter was a nuthead! Not because her daughter dissed her for not having sex! Now i get it. Thanks for explaining that. -.-''

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  andiewithlove  |  19

If it was a porno it would either be....let's just say "a family affair" or the daughter watching her mother ride some dude. Either way, gross. No. Go crawl back under the rock your comment came out from under.

By  Demonfish  |  14

Don't worry about it OP, some people just take things a little too seriously; every time someone asks me if I "got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" I end up contemplating the philosophy of the "right side of the bed" for hours....

By  SHAMUS_the_WITTY  |  18

You heard her. Get laid. I'm sure you just sat in a wet spot and got pregnant. Yeah, that's it, a wet spot... That's your story. Rehearse it a thousand times in your head until you know it by heart, then rehearse it a thousand more times. Good luck.

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