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FML : Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and...
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By TheVirginJenny / Sunday 7 October 2012 00:05 / United States
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Oh, shut it with all this generation-bashing bullshit. There were dumbasses in every age of human civilisation.

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Oh, how satisfying it is, 45, to watch you sink by the weight of your own ignorance. Am I petty and vindictive? Oh my, yes.

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Thank you, Webster, for changing all those words and dooming Americans to spelling superiority complexes.

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So OPs daughter didn't catch on that she wouldn't be alive if her mom didn't have sex..? What has this world come too..

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Godwin's Law, 45. Well, at least this isn't quite as bad as the twelve year old "Beat ya!" FML. I think (hope) that the daughter was thinking "Reinstated virgin."

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79-thank you sooooo much for explaining to me the very thing that made this FML funny, I never would have gotten it without you! -.-

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-64 well first of all, I saw no one else with a comment like that. Secondly, some comments I post are from the phone app, and I only just now learned how to post comments to the fml itself intsead of only replies from my phone. (I'm new to fml, and i realize that does not exclude me from the proper "fml etiquette". I will go ahead and be the first to thumb this particular comment down.)

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Everyone complaining about this generation. You're probably the generation that raised this generation.

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Marry's not a virgin Jesus had Younger brothers, and who could have a Healy relationship without sex. Also she was 12 when she had Jesus.

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I was half asleep writing that, my sister stole my iPod, nope, I was ignorant, my apologies.

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Zero91- You were either never taught proper grammar or English is not your first language. Regardless, it's not entirely your fault.

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Right, blame the teachers, because everything in this world is their fault. It's not like they try and teach and you don't listen, right? No, that's can't be true, because that would be insinuating that you don't care about education, when its obvious you do. Also, you are obviously NOT over twenty if you haven't been exposed to sex in today's SOCIETY.

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Why are girls so dumb? I am pretty sure everyone who is a teenager should know where babies come from. Also, why did she ask her mom that? Was she thinking of losing hers soon or did she already lose her virginity and was wondering if she lost her virginity before her mom?

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94- "I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin." Although it's possible, I don't think OP's daughter was adopted.

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153 - You make a good point. Other than that, if she's old enough to know what 'getting laid' means, then she should know that that's how babies are made. No matter which way you cut it, she sounds a bit uneducated on the matter.

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Oh! That's why it was an FML! Because her daughter was a nuthead! Not because her daughter dissed her for not having sex! Now i get it. Thanks for explaining that. -.-''

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Lol what a dumbass no offense to your child. I think it's time you told her where babies come from...

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If it was a porno it would either be....let's just say "a family affair" or the daughter watching her mother ride some dude. Either way, gross. No. Go crawl back under the rock your comment came out from under.

Don't worry about it OP, some people just take things a little too seriously; every time someone asks me if I "got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" I end up contemplating the philosophy of the "right side of the bed" for hours....

You heard her. Get laid. I'm sure you just sat in a wet spot and got pregnant. Yeah, that's it, a wet spot... That's your story. Rehearse it a thousand times in your head until you know it by heart, then rehearse it a thousand more times. Good luck.

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