By lanz4949 - 19/03/2013 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my superstitious girlfriend of 4 years sneezed in the middle of my proposal. She claimed it was a sign from the universe for us to break up and then immediately left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 096
You deserved it 3 735

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I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...

perdix 29

That snot good.

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ravensman234 6

she sounds crazy. let her go

Wow it seemed like she wanted to leave a long time ago. Just let her go op

Or she just got dust in her nose nose and she is overreacting, is that a possibility?

No Jarrettd, stop thinking illogically! We've already established that the girlfriends Crazy Bitch Superstition Syndrome has taken full control of her, jeesh.

I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...

pvpftw 4

Fuck

perdix 29

That snot good.

Simple yet elegant statement. Well played, sir. Well played.

I reckon that's a lucky escape there. If something so small carries such significance in a big life event then they were probably looking for a way out of it.

"oh my gosh a butterfly hit my windshield which means I WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!"

YDI because this breakup is a sign that you deserve someone less crazy.

How does that make it OP's fault?

thejimler 9

He deserves it in the sense that it is in his best interests. Like saying ' you deserve a cold can of soda' or 'you deserve not to be married to a nitwit who could blame her poor judgement on new age bullshit'

I think people misunderstood the tone of the comment. It was sympathetic, not judgmental.

oj101 33

She makes the witching days of the 1600s look tame in comparison.

xcalabrese3x 6

Or it could be a sign that she's coming down with something ..?

Like perhaps a case of Signal 20?

Good. U dodged that bullet. U were gonna MARRY that.

Yes, because I couldn't figure that out from the FML.. If anything capitalizing "that" instead of "marry" would've been better.. As in you're showing your disgust at her...

not to mention spelling out "you"