By wtbfiber - 05/03/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
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saIty 17

ARRRRRHHHH!!!!!!! *Ploop*

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SooInnLovee 6

Don't push too hard or you'll get a hemorrhoid! Those are painful! Well obnoxious mostly and laxatives will ease that problem or see a doctor!

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tsq 0

OMG!!!!!! Today l wasn't feeling very well but when I read your post I instantly uncontrollably burst so hard into laughter, l guess laughter really is the best medicine, now I have cramps

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writergirl23 19

Drink more water and eat prunes. And also, pushing that hard will give you a hernia or hemorrhoid in ten seconds flat.

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soog2 5

Holy **** I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Sorry but it's funny to me

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Rick_E_Fresh 0

well that makes two of us

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xx000o 27

Drink a large shot of mineral oil every night before bedtime.

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FabulousToaster 16

Mineral oil? I usually use melted plastic, but both would work.

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Hason 0

stay away from caffein.

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