Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
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indielove
| 13
Insanity 2?
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Jonkbaby
| 19
take a dump on your abs
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n_epic_fail
| 14
You weren't taking a dump, you were making your daily offering to the porcelain throne.
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
OP the bathroom isn't the place to try and go super sayian.
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isaiaha11
| 2
I pulled amuscle while bending to get a tissue
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SnowFlakeInAK
| 7
Sounds like you need to see a doctor. That has to be painful!
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iamyummylicious
| 14
Or more fiber in their diet. Salads are tasty, you know?
Stool softener and laxatives can help as well :|
Stool softener and laxatives can help as well :|
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a1f0sff
| 25
Not only painful, it can cause little wounds and bleed. You should really be careful with that.
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RadPenny
| 6
I think op's just dehydrated.
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Osito2011
| 9
Op has to becareful...you can rupture something pushing to hard. Op needs to relax and let it flow.
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Crystal55621
| 19
I'm pretty sure it doesn't flow without force.
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coolboy675
| 16
What super saiyan number did op go to?
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Daelda
| 6
Straining too much while taking a bowel movement has been known, in rare cases, to cause heart attacks. Go see your doctor. In the meantime, take some stool softeners, laxatives or eat more fiber.
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saIty
| 17
ARRRRRHHHH!!!!!!!
*Ploop*
*Ploop*
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Jonkbaby
| 19
are you impersonating a 56k modem?
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MikeDa1Da
| 14
It's OP taking a shit
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philipino
| 24
That sounds like a shi- (gets bitchslapped)
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Last time, I screamed so much while taking a dump that I almost went super sayain.
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01sparkly
| 15
Wonder if OP's abs have come in yet
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stolencookie
| 17
Careful there, pushing too hard can be bad for your systems.I hope you were just constipated and not just extremely weak and out of shape.
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xFluttershy
| 7
"The poop that took a pee" By Butters Stotch
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reenkaur
| 7
that sucks. constipated or something?
fell better soon!
fell better soon!
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reenkaur
| 7
*feel :D
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zombicidal
| 11
such an improvement from last time when you posted three times and used poor grammar in each. just for that I give you one upthumb
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Azail
| 15
Wouldn't it be a thumbs up not an up thumb?
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zombicidal
| 11
perhaps but I'm on Reddit a lot and I almost typed upvote
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
^ I think you should stop trying to be a Grammar Nazi.
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marinus_fml
| 19
Maybe working out seems like a good idea anyway.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
^ Why not? Many pros, few cons to that advice. Whether or not it'll help OP out in This particular circumstance is anyone's guess though.... ;)
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
It should. Exercise helps peristaltic motion so stuff moves through you better... Exercise, fiber and more water would all be beneficial to op
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ninjaboy18
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There's blood in my stool. Oh ey de di de di de di de di de di de di :) -colin mochrie
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Betz
| 10
You must feel pooped after all that hard work. ;)
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
The Porcelain Throne was not impressed
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CTVrhythmguitari
| 8
Dude. Fiber.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Make room for the brown brick!
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Good thing McDonald's introduced their oatmeal. That way we can "release their demons" with ease.
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poindextrr
| 2
at least u get a workout without paying for a gym ? :)
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Jenniie14
| 5
Wtf... not even funny
*Ploop*