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take a dump on your abs
Sounds like you need to see a doctor. That has to be painful!
Or more fiber in their diet. Salads are tasty, you know? Stool softener and laxatives can help as well :|
Not only painful, it can cause little wounds and bleed. You should really be careful with that.
I think op's just dehydrated.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't flow without force.
are you impersonating a 56k modem?
It's OP taking a shit
That sounds like a shi- (gets bitchslapped)
Last time, I screamed so much while taking a dump that I almost went super sayain.
Wonder if OP's abs have come in yet
Careful there, pushing too hard can be bad for your systems.I hope you were just constipated and not just extremely weak and out of shape.
"The poop that took a pee" By Butters Stotch
that sucks. constipated or something? fell better soon!
*feel :D
such an improvement from last time when you posted three times and used poor grammar in each. just for that I give you one upthumb
Wouldn't it be a thumbs up not an up thumb?
perhaps but I'm on Reddit a lot and I almost typed upvote
Maybe working out seems like a good idea anyway.
^ Why not? Many pros, few cons to that advice. Whether or not it'll help OP out in This particular circumstance is anyone's guess though.... ;)
There's blood in my stool. Oh ey de di de di de di de di de di de di :) -colin mochrie
You must feel pooped after all that hard work. ;)
Dude. Fiber.
Make room for the brown brick!
at least u get a workout without paying for a gym ? :)
Wtf... not even funny
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ARRRRRHHHH!!!!!!! *Ploop*
Dude. Fiber.