FML : Today, my stepmother started talking to me after a month of the silent treatment. When I asked her what I had done wrong, she replied, "Nothing, but do...

Today, my stepmother started talking to me after a month of the silent treatment. When I asked her what I had done wrong, she replied, "Nothing, but do you know that feeling when you look at someone and you just want to choke them?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Stepmotherfucker - / Wednesday 23 March 2016 06:32 / Ukraine

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By oreoeater | 21

#6565673 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:11

Just stare at her for a moment before saying "yes"

By MichaelDeSanta | 20

#6565672 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:10

Can you say "mommy dearest?"

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By MichaelDeSanta | 20

#6565672 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:10

Can you say "mommy dearest?"

OysterPearls | 33

#6565714 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:42

OP, I suggest you stay away from any wire hangers lying around.

By oreoeater | 21

#6565673 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:11

Just stare at her for a moment before saying "yes"

By mhersh_59 | 8

#6565680 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:12

Should have said "Yes, I have that feeling right now"

By feven | 32

#6565681 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:12

Maybe you're better off (and safer) just getting the silent treatment.

By trulypar | 34

#6565682 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:13

Just tell her "nope, but that's probably because I'm NOT crazy."

By andrmac | 25

#6565685 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:15

Talk to your dad about this.

alphafish17 | 16

#6565913 - Thursday 24 March 2016 0:28

The dad probably doesn't care

By Redmond64 | 16

#6565688 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:17

Well do you?

By Mightytall | 32

#6565689 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:18

"Step"mother? Womb?

By pjsr | 31

#6565691 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:20

You probably do now

By kowsee | 22

#6565694 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:22

Oh wow, harsh and immature, are we talking about an adult or a child? (Obvious sarcasm)

saxaddict122 | 14

#6565729 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 19:07

So THAT'S how you convey sarcasm via text!

kowsee | 22

#6565939 - Thursday 24 March 2016 0:44

I know right?

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