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By Anonymous / Friday 3 August 2012 08:21 / United States
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Wait wait, I think I see how ogatasan came to that conclusion. He's assuming that...um, wait, no that's not it. He's saying...uh... Oh fuck it. Just moderate and sodomise the idiot already. Not necessarily in that order

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47-Notice the lack of an icon next to OP's name. Unless you're high on shrooms, there is nothing there. The 'icon' you're probably referring to indicates the FML falls under the Kids category.

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I didn't know "Anonymous" was a guys name. All this time I thought my "Anonymous" stalker was a woman. Time to change my locks.

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47- Wow. Even if OP was a male, that shouldn't mean same-sex marriage shouldn't be allowed. One bad apple doesn't need to spoil the whole bunch. And remember what they say about assuming. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and, well, not me this time. It's just you.

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47 for some reason i imagined OP being a guy too, mostly because it's funny that way and more awkward.

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I don't see any confirmation in this FML that the OP is a woman, but I'm gonna choose to believe she is and she's damn fine.

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OP being a women never crossed my mind while reading this lol. But ya that definently makes way more sense

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I read this in a Cleveland voice; that sounds like something he would say. Didn't Jr. have a crush on his stepmom Roberta in one episode?

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His stepmom is Donna not Roberta. He does have a crush on both of them at some point in the show though. That's one messed up kid!

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ColdplaySucks - I think perdix was referring to the son who, if my anatomy courses taught me anything, is male.

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#42, I wasn't referring to OP but the 13-year-odl stepson, and I wasn't replying to the original FML, I was answering comment #2. I address the issue of the OP's gender ambiguity in #12. perdix ain't no fool! ;)

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#44 thanks, I'm glad you could pop your commenting cherry on correcting my comment. Honest mistake, sorry guys.

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Lonkite, I was going to ask if you were mature at thirteen. But then I realized that you still are thirteen. Maybe that's why you can't see how immature the vast majority of thirteen year old boys are. Well, I'm only fourteen, so I can't tell you too much.

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DocBastard- I'm only thirteen but I can partake in reasoning and defend my own thoughts with valid arguments. OP's stepson is obviously just a few fries short of a happy meal.

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120- What Doc is referring to is that most 13 year old boys are immature, and for the most part they definitely are. And, am I the only one that thinks the step son is just trying to get a rise out of OP?

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Prolux - Congratulations, you're clearly brighter (and much more eloquent) than the average 13-year old. Unfortunately you're still only 13 and you have a long way to go. I don't mean that to sound condescending, but it's the truth. I was mature for my age too, and at the time I may have considered myself mature. Looking back though, I was still just a dumb kid...just a little less dumb than most.

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Haha nevershoutkendal nice play... I really have to give you your props. And you're right, except EVERYONE is immature at 13. Even girls- just a different type of immature.

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109- By the way you type, you don't sound much older than I am. I stated that I was only fourteen, so I couldn't say much. I didn't say Lonkite was immature. Jeez, you were even too lazy to spell out the word "year".

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Nevershoutkendal 1. I picked up on what you Said as implying he was, I understand you are 14, but by stating "I was gonna ask you if you were mature when you were 13, but then realize you were." seems like an implication of calling him immature. Sorry you took offense. I don't have to type "year" after 13 in my sentence because of how it is written, not lazy, it's proper grammar- just shortened. 3. If you're 14, I have 8 years on you. I am much older, you do type proper, unl

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Also talking about lazy, if you had checked my profile, you wouldn't have to question my age. Guess you were too lazy for that too :)

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Are you saying that because he's 13 he's automatically immature? Or that because he's 13 he should know better?

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49 - because people say "woulda" and "would've" out loud which sounds a lot more like "would of" than "would have". So people type how they're used to saying it, rather than how it's properly spelled. And some probably don't realize there's a difference. Not that hard to figure out buddy.

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Bro, my daughter is 5 and knows that "would of" is wrong. Instead of making stupid excuses, try learning something so you don't repeat the same mistake.

Make sure you always lock your doors when you may potentially be naked. Your stepson sounds like a creeper.

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lol 91 I didn't know my stepmom AT ALL when she married my dad, there was no feeling that she was family, or a parental figure. To OPs soon to be stepson It's likely enough that she's practically a stranger. *Almost* being his stepmom doesn't really mean anything. Not saying the kid doesn't need to be told that's inappropriate, but it doesn't mean he's a creeper.

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156- Read aloud what you just said. You're trying to tell us that a thirTEEN year old is not a teenager. I'm no analyst of the English language, but I think you missed something there.

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