By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 219
You deserved it 3 229

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flockz 19

marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.

Infamous_Hawk 6

Congradulations, I guess.


Infamous_Hawk 6

Congradulations, I guess.

What's wrong with that? I void my bowels when I'm excited..

CattyPurry 0

it's raining men! hallelujah it's raining men :D

It's like a famous quote I heard. "Happiness is like peeing yourself; Even though everyone can see it, all you feel is warmth"

whisper_White 6


samuel96 3

Obviously you didn't teach him very well....

That's what happens when you don't teach them how to pee until 17.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Don't act like you wouldn't do the same, OP

You missed your chance to go "Number 1".

Thumbs down for spelling

rallets 22

looks like urine trouble

^ at first that pissed me off, but it's so funny I just had to go with the flow

NastyNinja31 0

I pee outside

37 it's happiness is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth

idontcare8l 3

31 - is that actualy how you spell ... Halilulahya .... Cause i cant spell it right and i wanna know 37 - isnt that some other person on this with a pic of a sign that says that?

be glad he didnt pee in the toilet and poop on the floor op :)

hmmm.... maybe you need to rain him again.....

You rain your child?

*train* and you would be excited about being potty trained???

Damn it! 7! You took my comment!

wait... 7 changed their comment

I think maybe you meant "golden shower" him.

nooooo I meant train!!!!!!!!

dragoness_sm 0


Just like a puppy

Ahh the potty training stage :)

flockz 19

marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.

oh thee irony of it all :)

icefshng8 9

Oh. I get it. Irony!

perdix 29

Sounds like your definition of "learn" is quite lenient. You're going to have to put in a lot more work to get that child to toileting technology mastery.

adavis24 0

You're a lil Chinese/Asian prick. You're not even american so stfu!

PushMyButtons 5

Perdix your back!

katieklein 0

He apperently hasnt Learned.! -__-

Apparently, you havent learnt your english.

SayPeanuts 29

Ignore this too.

Apparently, neither have you. Learned*

katieklein 0

Haha nope. im still in school learning!

33, *learnt. Check a grammar dictionary.

Both learnt and learned are acceptable. Though which you'll use will depend on where you're from

Leaned and learnt are correct; regional uses may vary.

learned*** Didn't let me edit in time.