Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
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flockz
| 19
marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.
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Infamous_Hawk
| 6
Congradulations, I guess.
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Infamous_Hawk
| 6
Congradulations, I guess.
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dolphincheddar
| 10
What's wrong with that? I void my bowels when I'm excited..
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CattyPurry
| 0
it's raining men! hallelujah it's raining men :D
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Lstands4LOSER
| 0
It's like a famous quote I heard. "Happiness is like peeing yourself; Even though everyone can see it, all you feel is warmth"
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whisper_White
| 6
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samuel96
| 3
Obviously you didn't teach him very well....
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SirMoose
| 0
That's what happens when you don't teach them how to pee until 17.
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Don't act like you wouldn't do the same, OP
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
You missed your chance to go "Number 1".
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philzilla
| 1
Thumbs down for spelling
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rallets
| 22
looks like urine trouble
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dolphincheddar
| 10
^ at first that pissed me off, but it's so funny I just had to go with the flow
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NastyNinja31
| 0
I pee outside
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jacob12311
| 4
37 it's happiness is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth
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idontcare8l
| 3
31 - is that actualy how you spell ... Halilulahya .... Cause i cant spell it right and i wanna know
37 - isnt that some other person on this with a pic of a sign that says that?
37 - isnt that some other person on this with a pic of a sign that says that?
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Bill3485
| 3
be glad he didnt pee in the toilet and poop on the floor op :)
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livlafluv100
| 2
hmmm.... maybe you need to rain him again.....
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dolphincheddar
| 10
You rain your child?
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livlafluv100
| 2
*train*
and you would be excited about being potty trained???
and you would be excited about being potty trained???
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BOOSCAREDU
| 0
Damn it! 7! You took my comment!
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livlafluv100
| 2
wait... 7 changed their comment
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
I think maybe you meant "golden shower" him.
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livlafluv100
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nooooo I meant train!!!!!!!!
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dragoness_sm
| 0
Rebound
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J1hill33
| 12
Just like a puppy
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lu95
| 16
Ahh the potty training stage :)
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flockz
| 19
marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.
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rarrar321
| 3
oh thee irony of it all :)
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icefshng8
| 9
Oh. I get it. Irony!
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perdix
| 29
Sounds like your definition of "learn" is quite lenient.
You're going to have to put in a lot more work to get that child to toileting technology mastery.
You're going to have to put in a lot more work to get that child to toileting technology mastery.
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adavis24
| 0
You're a lil Chinese/Asian prick. You're not even american so stfu!
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PushMyButtons
| 5
Perdix your back!
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katieklein
| 0
He apperently hasnt Learned.! -__-
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BB_ava
| 0
Apparently, you havent learnt your english.
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SayPeanuts
| 29
Ignore this too.
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ahhmusic
| 8
Apparently, neither have you. Learned*
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katieklein
| 0
Haha nope. im still in school learning!
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BB_ava
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33, *learnt. Check a grammar dictionary.
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Cinn_fml
| 22
Both learnt and learned are acceptable. Though which you'll use will depend on where you're from
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Person1233
| 12
Leaned and learnt are correct; regional uses may vary.
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Person1233
| 12
learned***
Didn't let me edit in time.
Didn't let me edit in time.