By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 402
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Dont crush his dream of becoming a dog groomer. I bet he did a lovely job and your just overreacting.

The dog probably peer pressured your son into getting high and then shaving him!

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Pics or it didn't happen.

2 for 1 special!

Did you get the dog a striped sweater?

Or A turtle neck sweater?

3 for 1! Op needs a new shaver!

At least you have an excuse to dress your dog, OP. I'd call that a win.

The dog didn't retaliate? Send me a picture of your shaved dog. Im curious.

Why hello Buzz Killington

Just look between your legs. Will look something like that.

No 29 Savra, that's a pussy cat.

What was wrong with this comment?

134 because it seems like 4 is insinuating OP is lying.

Nah, she's just curious to see what a badly shaved dog looks like... So am I to be honest.

The dog probably peer pressured your son into getting high and then shaving him!

I could see where you got that idea, if I was also on drugs.

Well I'm always on drugs and that seems to make perfect sense.

Your a fucking idiot, quit trying to be funny... your NOT!

You're an idiot. Quit trying to be funny... You're not!!! **** < shuld tri tiping mo intlgnt lke wen callng sumdy an idiot u fking mo-ron.

56, you know...you probably could have corrected him without looking like a douchebag. Just sayin.

But where's the fun in that?

Also, nice tat.

...but I am douche?

How come all the really awesome people live so far away and all the not so awesome people live really close? Example 65 not so awesome 67 awesome :D

Dont crush his dream of becoming a dog groomer. I bet he did a lovely job and your just overreacting.

Yeah and like any artist, he needed some "inspiration"

you made my day...

Glitter pretttyyy let's have fun in moral son and ecstasy you and me

That sucks hard. Hope your son gets help.

He doesn't need help he's just immature

knowing is half the battle. OP

What battle? There is no battle only assholes trying to tell people what they can or cannot do

OP's son was made because the dog ate his stash.

G I Joe, ftw

Haha ya right lol

I'll bet the dog looks adorable in the sweater. You know what would be even cuter? A dog in a sweater smoking a pipe! You could steal your son's. Besides shaving the dog, was he also trying to teach it to walk backwards?

Perdix you never disappoint me

Poor dog! Your son's an idiot.

Are you sure? He may be an eccentric genius in disguise.

He is disguising his genius very well.