FML : Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while...

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Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By WasteOMoney / Monday 4 July 2011 01:50 / United States

Intimacy

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By Tessa39 | 0

#2817402 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

sounds like he is a genius

By EvilDoll | 7

#2817412 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:35

Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...

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By Tessa39 | 0

#2817402 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

sounds like he is a genius

Saltime | 0

#2817474 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:39

Yes, he is. The video will end up causing a chain reaction, which in return will pocket him millions.

And sadly, this reminded me of 2 girls 1 cup.

Tessa39 | 0

#2817579 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:48

except the video didn't happen... he dropped the phone....

tamoodielovesmar | 1

#2817584 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:49

True

senseisuncommon | 7

#2817626 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:54

i Think his teacher promised him extra credit for fortage of him taking a dump... perverted weird teacher is weirdly perverted.

DropDead77 | 11

#2817629 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:54

Sounds like a shitty situation

CeciliaSaldana | 0

#2817771 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:18

he was probably drunk.

CeciliaSaldana | 0

#2817773 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:18

he was probably drunk.

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2817796 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:22

God hopes he never sends you a video..

nleighane | 0

#2818259 - Monday 4 July 2011 11:48

our health care is going down the toilet. ._.

Jacobt24 | 19

#2818384 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:22

He's got balls for confronting his mother about it.

sparkman97 | 7

#2818596 - Monday 4 July 2011 14:10

hey, maybe he wants to be a proctologist. give the guy some space.

xxwafflez | 0

#2818689 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:18

why would he say he was taking a vid of him dumping...if that was me I would've said I was pissing and I got a call an then it fell.

toastyjustice | 5

#2818771 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:42

he should of just said he spilt water on it

dolphincheddar | 10

#2818830 - Monday 4 July 2011 16:02

he's in medical school. I'm sure he did it to learn something about how the anus works. although i'm not sure If it's for research purposes or that he wants a nice big sausage rammed up there

SpeakingMyMind | 0

#2819463 - Monday 4 July 2011 17:37

92 - pun intended?

nleighane | 0

#2820671 - Monday 4 July 2011 21:58

143; it was... it's a bit obvious.

Darcon | 8

#2821270 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:10

i feel...i feel... I FEEL GOOD! TANANANANANA...

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2822064 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:36

I dunno why but this FML reminds neon the video "2 girls 1 cup"... don't ever watch that video.

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2824955 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:40

33: Sounds like an old joke.

Darklord6980 | 5

#3195667 - Sunday 28 August 2011 17:08

Learn to spell.

By FiestaInMyPants | 8

#2817403 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

Maybe he was doing his own form of extra credit..

jeffreebitch | 0

#2817847 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:30

no I would have done it for this young man ;)

cenax27 | 0

#2818340 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:11

your comment is so fucked up, wtf

jeffreebitch | 0

#2818515 - Monday 4 July 2011 13:32

well I'm fucked up :) what do you expect my child?

dolphincheddar | 10

#2818839 - Monday 4 July 2011 16:04

fucked up the bum or a different orifice? I'm sorry you have peaked my interest

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2819479 - Monday 4 July 2011 17:39

NO ME GUSTA!!!

Jefree please just go away! I'm a sick person and I make wierd comments sometimes but WTF GIRL! You've scared ME.

ollierobs | 0

#2820362 - Monday 4 July 2011 20:29

Med student doing research that's all.

jeffreebitch | 0

#2822236 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:26

oh yes! fucked up the bum sounds delightful. :)

jeffreebitch | 0

#2835360 - Thursday 7 July 2011 3:20

you all just want to get in my pants. ;) come get me boys!

jeffreebitch | 0

#2926496 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:05

hey boys. ;)

By EvilDoll | 7

#2817412 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:35

Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...

cenax27 | 0

#2818263 - Monday 4 July 2011 11:50

at least the kid is doing something funny instead of being on fml

Dudelike89 | 8

#2818379 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:19

^^^Lol irony.

(lol irony of me posting)

theten_fml | 9

#2818566 - Monday 4 July 2011 13:52

$80,000 just for that?! I can't imagine what you pay for school.

toastyjustice | 5

#2818777 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:44

116, I think your trying to use sarcasm but I don't get it

By Saltime | 0

#2817425 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:36

I see a future scat pornstar.

lexeous | 4

#2817460 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:38

1guy1phone1toilet

ZombieeeeUnicorn | 1

#2817498 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:40

your picture is so hypnotizing... @[email protected]

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#2818026 - Monday 4 July 2011 10:13

I'm surprised nobody had said something along the lines of "OMG!2girls1cup!LOL!"

Keyman1212 | 14

#2818751 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:36

I'm surprised you commented on here.

By boricualuv | 27

#2817427 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:36

lol maybe that was his homework

cenax27 | 0

#2818280 - Monday 4 July 2011 11:58

or maybe you were

By xXLove_MurdersXx | 4

#2817439 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:36

Lmao! As long as he doing good in Medical School, no need to worry.. Jeez, Just buy him the phone.

tamoodielovesmar | 1

#2817603 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:50

i know, right?

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#2818074 - Monday 4 July 2011 10:36

Who said medical school?

Cmliedtke | 0

#2818148 - Monday 4 July 2011 10:59

The FML said Medical school.....

TheBitchOfChuckN | 7

#2818472 - Monday 4 July 2011 13:09

The FML.

thetrollyoulike | 6

#2820777 - Monday 4 July 2011 22:25

he had a phone up to his ass... you think he's THAT bright?

By volley4eva1698 | 0

#2817447 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:37

...ohkay..hahaha this made me laugh and feel awkward at the same time

By ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2817454 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:38

I bet he was trying his new way of a colonoscopy!

By NoodleBurger | 0

#2817457 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:38

at least he's not out getting drunk.

mismonroe | 0

#2817913 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:44

Of he was, maybe he'd have a working phone.

Pretty_Pink_Lady | 10

#2818011 - Monday 4 July 2011 10:10

The FML doesn't say alcohol was involved, but most intelligent people only act this way when they're under some sort of influence. Of course there are the exceptions...