Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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Tessa39
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sounds like he is a genius
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EvilDoll
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Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...
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Tessa39
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sounds like he is a genius
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Saltime
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Yes, he is. The video will end up causing a chain reaction, which in return will pocket him millions.
And sadly, this reminded me of 2 girls 1 cup.
And sadly, this reminded me of 2 girls 1 cup.
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Tessa39
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except the video didn't happen... he dropped the phone....
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tamoodielovesmar
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True
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senseisuncommon
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i Think his teacher promised him extra credit for fortage of him taking a dump... perverted weird teacher is weirdly perverted.
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DropDead77
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Sounds like a shitty situation
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CeciliaSaldana
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he was probably drunk.
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CeciliaSaldana
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he was probably drunk.
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KingGeorgeGal
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God hopes he never sends you a video..
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nleighane
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our health care is going down the toilet. ._.
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Jacobt24
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He's got balls for confronting his mother about it.
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sparkman97
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hey, maybe he wants to be a proctologist. give the guy some space.
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xxwafflez
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why would he say he was taking a vid of him dumping...if that was me I would've said I was pissing and I got a call an then it fell.
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toastyjustice
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he should of just said he spilt water on it
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dolphincheddar
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he's in medical school. I'm sure he did it to learn something about how the anus works. although i'm not sure If it's for research purposes or that he wants a nice big sausage rammed up there
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SpeakingMyMind
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92 - pun intended?
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nleighane
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143; it was... it's a bit obvious.
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Darcon
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i feel...i feel... I FEEL GOOD! TANANANANANA...
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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I dunno why but this FML reminds neon the video "2 girls 1 cup"... don't ever watch that video.
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KingGeorgeGal
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33: Sounds like an old joke.
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Darklord6980
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Learn to spell.
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FiestaInMyPants
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Maybe he was doing his own form of extra credit..
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jeffreebitch
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no I would have done it for this young man ;)
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cenax27
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your comment is so fucked up, wtf
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jeffreebitch
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well I'm fucked up :) what do you expect my child?
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dolphincheddar
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fucked up the bum or a different orifice? I'm sorry you have peaked my interest
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CryMoreFMLs
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NO ME GUSTA!!!
Jefree please just go away! I'm a sick person and I make wierd comments sometimes but WTF GIRL! You've scared ME.
Jefree please just go away! I'm a sick person and I make wierd comments sometimes but WTF GIRL! You've scared ME.
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ollierobs
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Med student doing research that's all.
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jeffreebitch
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oh yes! fucked up the bum sounds delightful. :)
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jeffreebitch
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you all just want to get in my pants. ;) come get me boys!
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jeffreebitch
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hey boys. ;)
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EvilDoll
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Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...
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cenax27
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at least the kid is doing something funny instead of being on fml
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Dudelike89
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^^^Lol irony.
(lol irony of me posting)
(lol irony of me posting)
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theten_fml
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$80,000 just for that?! I can't imagine what you pay for school.
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toastyjustice
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116, I think your trying to use sarcasm but I don't get it
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Saltime
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I see a future scat pornstar.
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lexeous
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1guy1phone1toilet
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
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your picture is so hypnotizing... @[email protected]
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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I'm surprised nobody had said something along the lines of "OMG!2girls1cup!LOL!"
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Keyman1212
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I'm surprised you commented on here.
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boricualuv
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lol maybe that was his homework
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cenax27
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or maybe you were
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xXLove_MurdersXx
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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tamoodielovesmar
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i know, right?
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
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Who said medical school?
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Cmliedtke
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The FML said Medical school.....
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TheBitchOfChuckN
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The FML.
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thetrollyoulike
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he had a phone up to his ass... you think he's THAT bright?
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volley4eva1698
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...ohkay..hahaha this made me laugh and feel awkward at the same time
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ifailplzinsultme
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I bet he was trying his new way of a colonoscopy!
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NoodleBurger
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at least he's not out getting drunk.
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mismonroe
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Of he was, maybe he'd have a working phone.
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Pretty_Pink_Lady
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The FML doesn't say alcohol was involved, but most intelligent people only act this way when they're under some sort of influence. Of course there are the exceptions...
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j_cat187
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maybe he was drunk
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iSurf_fml
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That is the last reason I could ever think of for someone needing a new phone..
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Jacobt24
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Actually here is the last one: He was trying to shove it up his butt because he lost a bet
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iSurf_fml
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I think that was actually fifth..after a previous comment from Mr. Boners about iPhones.....