Today, my son begged me to take him to the doctor for the weeping bloody rash on his penis so I had to take an unpaid day off for his appointment. The doctor laughed us out the door after it turned out to be a good old-fashioned friction burn. FML
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sunnyray812
| 42
Would you rather it be something serious that could have been possibly untreatable? I say YDI because you're son is ok.
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......your*. I couldn't help it
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TumblrweedPasses
| 11
So your son was concerned something was wrong with his downstairs and sensibly asked you to take him to the drs only for it to turn out not to be serious
Stop being a moody 'unpaid day off' whinger and be proud your son isn't worried about getting these kinds of issues looked at
Stop being a moody 'unpaid day off' whinger and be proud your son isn't worried about getting these kinds of issues looked at
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GUYMAINE
| 16
If it showed up out of the blue, then yes, it should be brought to attention.
But if you've been fucking your couch/bed all night long you might want to grow the fuck up.
Seems like you've had the problem and feel attacked
But if you've been fucking your couch/bed all night long you might want to grow the fuck up.
Seems like you've had the problem and feel attacked
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Jaelkus
| 28
It’s time to have the “talk.”
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purplewhanker
| 2
"doctor laughed us out the door" time for a new doc - kudos to son for seeking help for potential problem of such intimate nature
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RichardPencil
| 27
I hope the doctor at least checked his hands for calluses and prescribed some good lotion.
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fjvitt
| 12
Will he have to inform his partner, Rosie Palm, about his STD???
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lizenhagen
| 11
Palmela Handerson
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Mungolikecandy
| 18
A good job it turned out to be that rather than incurable dickrot. That is no laughing matter trust me on that.
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Phillycheeze
| 20
He was pulling for pleasure but the "rash" was pushing for pain..
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BetterThanU
| 1
Raise your damn kid instead of whining, YDI
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Kameron Kriese
| 9
Wow, I don't think any parent wants to sit down and tell thier kids about how to jerk it with lotion instead of practicing for a dry entry.
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AmbrosiaFan
| 16
It is a part of parenthood. Parent needs to parent up and stop whining about parenting.
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TheSminty1
| 17
He had to beg you to take him to the doc? There is a special place in hell for your kind
Stop being a moody 'unpaid day off' whinger and be proud your son isn't worried about getting these kinds of issues looked at