FML : Today, my son begged me to take him to the doctor for the weeping bloody rash on his penis so I had to take an unpaid day off for his appointment. The...

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Today, my son begged me to take him to the doctor for the weeping bloody rash on his penis so I had to take an unpaid day off for his appointment. The doctor laughed us out the door after it turned out to be a good old-fashioned friction burn. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 3 December 2018 14:00 /

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By TumblrweedPasses | 10

#7732070 - Monday 3 December 2018 14:15

So your son was concerned something was wrong with his downstairs and sensibly asked you to take him to the drs only for it to turn out not to be serious

Stop being a moody 'unpaid day off' whinger and be proud your son isn't worried about getting these kinds of issues looked at

By sunnyray812 | 42

#7722975 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 0:35

Would you rather it be something serious that could have been possibly untreatable? I say YDI because you're son is ok.

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By sunnyray812 | 42

#7722975 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 0:35

Would you rather it be something serious that could have been possibly untreatable? I say YDI because you're son is ok.

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Emma Marshall_738558922 | 8

#7732299 - Monday 3 December 2018 23:24

......your*. I couldn't help it

By TumblrweedPasses | 10

#7732070 - Monday 3 December 2018 14:15

So your son was concerned something was wrong with his downstairs and sensibly asked you to take him to the drs only for it to turn out not to be serious

Stop being a moody 'unpaid day off' whinger and be proud your son isn't worried about getting these kinds of issues looked at

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GUYMAINE | 13

#7732448 - Tuesday 4 December 2018 7:54

If it showed up out of the blue, then yes, it should be brought to attention.
But if you've been fucking your couch/bed all night long you might want to grow the fuck up.
Seems like you've had the problem and feel attacked

By Jaelkus | 25

#7732071 - Monday 3 December 2018 14:15

It’s time to have the “talk.”

By purplewhanker | 1

#7732086 - Monday 3 December 2018 14:38

"doctor laughed us out the door" time for a new doc - kudos to son for seeking help for potential problem of such intimate nature

By RichardPencil | 25

#7732104 - Monday 3 December 2018 15:33

I hope the doctor at least checked his hands for calluses and prescribed some good lotion.

By fjvitt | 9

#7732153 - Monday 3 December 2018 17:12

Will he have to inform his partner, Rosie Palm, about his STD???

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lizenhagen | 10

#7732541 - Tuesday 4 December 2018 10:02

Palmela Handerson

By Mungolikecandy | 15

#7732173 - Monday 3 December 2018 18:38

A good job it turned out to be that rather than incurable dickrot. That is no laughing matter trust me on that.

By Phillycheeze | 20

#7732192 - Monday 3 December 2018 19:53

He was pulling for pleasure but the "rash" was pushing for pain..

By BetterThanU | 1

#7732201 - Monday 3 December 2018 20:08

Raise your damn kid instead of whining, YDI

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Kameron Kriese | 9

#7732208 - Monday 3 December 2018 20:14

Wow, I don't think any parent wants to sit down and tell thier kids about how to jerk it with lotion instead of practicing for a dry entry.

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AmbrosiaFan | 12

#7734900 - Saturday 8 December 2018 21:30

It is a part of parenthood. Parent needs to parent up and stop whining about parenting.

By TheSminty1 | 16

#7732207 - Monday 3 December 2018 20:12

He had to beg you to take him to the doc? There is a special place in hell for your kind

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