Intimacy: Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend who...

By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 03:08 - Singapore

Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thinks that I am my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a 'prostitute' each time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 04:00

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By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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RUSH777 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:14

If I was in your position, I would have ratted my sister out instantly. Homewrecking ****** are absolutely worthless. I don't care what the situation is, you don't fool around with somebody who is married. You should have gotten a hold of the husband previous to this, actually. In my opinion.

ImTheOne 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:08

rat your sister out then

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Gemini253 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:54

You don't deserve it! That's BS! On the other hand your sister does. I just say direct her calls to yours sisters or whoever you said it was phone, or ignore all her calls. Most phones these days have those capabilities.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 19 January 2011 12:52

Seriously just rat your sister out... She either snuck and used it behind your back or asked and you let her either way it's not worth whining about...

DreamRose 5

Wednesday 19 January 2011 13:44

Block her -_-

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 January 2011 14:40

Tell the wife her husband is a cheating ball of shit. It takes two to screw.

Lawlipop 3

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:11

Exactly! I find it harsh to only refer to OP's sister as the homewrecker? As far as I can figure, the married man is fully aware of what he's doing. And just because OP's sister seems to know the situation now, doesn't mean she did when she first got involved. Of course, she's still a bad person for it. I'm not denying that... but why is the woman always the one to blame? OP's sister might be wrecking someone else's marriage, but the married man is wrecking his own.

creedaddict 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 14:44

change the number dude

rayraytheblaxica 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 15:02

block the number

pip74205 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 15:39

Talk to her about the beautiful ring her husband bought for you. Tell her how you helped him pick it out from *insert random jewelry store here*. And remember to ask her to tell her husband that "the chart says your ovulating."