By Ese - 12/10/2018 12:00

Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 542
You deserved it 905

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1. Sipping all day 2. it was perhaps in the car, as they drove from store to store. It's the only obvious answer as I don't think she'd carry it everywhere. 3. If it was sitting empty in the center console, she may have gotten back into the car and remembered she didn't throw it away. Also, people tend not to tell others when they've spit phlegm/gum into an empty can, they just assume its garbage/ask first. Hope that helps!

That's disgusting. Also, I have questions: 1) How on Earth did she manage to make the drink last all day? 2) Why did she not throw the can in the trash before/after turning it into loogie central? C) Why did she not warn you of the can's contents before giving you a chance to unleash the beast?

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That's disgusting. Also, I have questions: 1) How on Earth did she manage to make the drink last all day? 2) Why did she not throw the can in the trash before/after turning it into loogie central? C) Why did she not warn you of the can's contents before giving you a chance to unleash the beast?

1. Sipping all day 2. it was perhaps in the car, as they drove from store to store. It's the only obvious answer as I don't think she'd carry it everywhere. 3. If it was sitting empty in the center console, she may have gotten back into the car and remembered she didn't throw it away. Also, people tend not to tell others when they've spit phlegm/gum into an empty can, they just assume its garbage/ask first. Hope that helps!

The way it sounds to me, OP only thought she was drinking it all day, but she was really using it to discreetly spit out phlegm the while day. And if she was trying to be discreet, that would probably be why she didn't warn OP about the contents.

YDI for stealing her drink

You win phlegm, you lose phlegm.

Maybe you should ask the next time you want to take a sip of someone's drink. YDI.

Mungolikecandy 19

Why would you take a sip of something someone had been drinking all day? If not phlegm the backwash alone would make it 50% saliva.

Happy birthday. I guess.

At least you didn’t pick up a soda can for a drink and discover that your friend had emptied her cigarette butt in what she thought was her “ashcan.”

Living the dream on your birthday, I see.