FML : Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back...

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Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ugh / Friday 8 June 2012 04:35 / Canada - Mississauga

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By NYCBOII123 | 7

#4539845 - Friday 8 June 2012 12:59

AHAHAHAHA! That's a good prank.

By xodenisenicole | 3

#4539854 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:02

Wow.. What a thriller ;)

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By NYCBOII123 | 7

#4539845 - Friday 8 June 2012 12:59

AHAHAHAHA! That's a good prank.

cyborgmexican | 6

#4539857 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:03

Well we got a captain obvious over here

instnt1nfction | 16

#4539877 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:13

Well we got a... Cyborgmexican here?

BandWagonGuy | 7

#4540023 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:53

Well, we got instant1nfction here.

FiestaInMyPants | 8

#4540128 - Friday 8 June 2012 02:26

^ Way to live up to your username. :P

allard | 14

#4540132 - Friday 8 June 2012 02:27

C-c-c-c-combo breaaaaker!

instnt1nfction | 16

#4540496 - Friday 8 June 2012 04:06

53, someone removed my comment from this thread. He doesn't deserve thumb downs.

folfg0 | 12

#4540568 - Friday 8 June 2012 04:30

*facepalm* guys! Op has to be a guy. Other wise a girl would have put girl. The dude is to ashamed to say he's a guy. :P

aaahhhfire21 | 0

#4541184 - Friday 8 June 2012 06:57

Ydi for having a dumbass fear

MrBrightside21 | 20

#4542066 - Saturday 9 June 2012 02:11

It's a thriller, isn't it? Hahaha oh boy I almost peed myself laughing at my own lame pun. I should really get into comedy.

brunomars09 | 3

#4542097 - Saturday 9 June 2012 02:30

147 - no you shouldn't

Noremac42 | 8

#4542482 - Saturday 9 June 2012 04:30

I used to be afraid of John D. Rockerfeller's face.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#4542511 - Saturday 9 June 2012 04:41

I'm scared of Marilyn Manson :/

False_Stupidity | 41

#4543034 - Saturday 9 June 2012 11:22

I thought it was pretty Bad to do that.

anythingmustbe | 18

#4543668 - Saturday 9 June 2012 03:09

Its because shes bad,bad you know it

By AliceRose13 | 5

#4539847 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:00

Lol that's hilarious OP,but sorry for your fear of him! Hope you have more than one bathroom!

uJelly24 | 1

#4539938 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:24

Why would anyone be scared of MJ's face,the man is dead for crying out loud!?

BubbleGrunge | 18

#4540235 - Friday 8 June 2012 03:03

49-we will not break bread with you!

redreynard | 14

#4540560 - Friday 8 June 2012 04:26

23, because they're ignorant ;)

drewfus2 | 6

#4540995 - Friday 8 June 2012 06:13

23- Perhaps they saw... The Man In the Mirror! Haha... Ha... Puns.

DrewFluIngle | 10

#4541685 - Friday 8 June 2012 10:30

#2 That's my face when I see him.

adamcichuttek | 2

#4541722 - Friday 8 June 2012 10:47

78 - because MJ looks freaky.

redreynard | 14

#4541758 - Friday 8 June 2012 11:15

132, cuz you missed the joke.

TayonaC | 10

#4541930 - Saturday 9 June 2012 12:55

Are you a boy? If so, you have every reason to be afraid. I would be too

marcus903 | 17

#4542012 - Saturday 9 June 2012 01:50

Not to offend anyone but maybe OP thought his face was scary?

CharliesCool2084 | 5

#4543187 - Saturday 9 June 2012 12:55

Excuse me Alice Rose, you seem to have Jenna Marbles as your display picture? I haven't seen you comment on here with that picture either. I HAD HER FIRST...

wlddog | 14

#4544119 - Saturday 9 June 2012 05:34

#2,, I imagined the face on your profile when I read the story. #78,, I caught the joke.

twilightluvr101 | 4

#4556368 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 06:45

I liked just because of the jenna marbles face lol

By DrewFluIngle | 10

#4539849 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:00

Well he is pretty scary after he turned all bleach white 0.0

mango260 | 9

#4540891 - Friday 8 June 2012 05:37

Usually I do that to little kids it never gets old!

Lrs614 | 3

#4541662 - Friday 8 June 2012 10:20

96 thats just cruel lol

By ChucktheNorris | 0

#4539851 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:01

Why are you afraid of MJ..?

cathyli623 | 6

#4540340 - Friday 8 June 2012 03:28

Hey, it kinda creeped me out after he bleached his skin but I got used to it.

Akazuki | 26

#4540529 - Friday 8 June 2012 04:18

68, MJ didn't bleach his skin. He had Vitiligo, a disease that causes depigmentation in the skin.

rlr386 | 8

#4540554 - Friday 8 June 2012 04:25

I ain't scared of no ghost...Lol

Akazuki | 26

#4540598 - Friday 8 June 2012 04:40

Whoops. No prob, 82. I apologize for commenting on a subject that I do not know well. My bad ...

hawaiianfire | 0

#4540690 - Friday 8 June 2012 04:58

Well it could be because he raped Macaulay Culkin. Just saying... Just because he's dead doesn't mean we should forget....

EduJav321 | 24

#4540718 - Friday 8 June 2012 05:00

Cuz he's Pedobear's best friend!

By falloutboy97 | 16

#4539853 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:01

Is it possible your name is Billie Jean...?

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#4543220 - Saturday 9 June 2012 01:05

or mcaulay caulkin?!

falloutboy97 | 16

#4543458 - Saturday 9 June 2012 02:06

Touché.

By xodenisenicole | 3

#4539854 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:02

Wow.. What a thriller ;)

auspycious | 0

#4540121 - Friday 8 June 2012 02:24

Haha pun!!

pavlovaaLOVE | 7

#4540242 - Friday 8 June 2012 03:04

52 - thanks genius !!

tennisrapper1 | 14

#4540381 - Friday 8 June 2012 03:41

52 - you can just beat it captain obvious!

fenixtorador1 | 11

#4541638 - Friday 8 June 2012 10:12

I see what you did there ;) sneaky bastard lol

xodenisenicole | 3

#4541646 - Friday 8 June 2012 10:14

You loved it.

By putloginhere | 6

#4539860 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:03

This is giving me ideas...

By melij99 | 5

#4539861 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:04

A giant troll face??

Gtroll | 4

#4546019 - Sunday 10 June 2012 12:19

My giant troll face.

By AwsumShyGuy | 12

#4539863 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:04

I guess you can say she's a smooth criminal.

aleeshttylXD | 9

#4540709 - Friday 8 June 2012 04:59

;] nice!

Jonaahhhh | 12

#4545952 - Saturday 9 June 2012 11:46

I bet she Beat It out of the shower when she saw it.

By Spazz420 | 7

#4539871 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:10

Grow up!! I hope people see your face and run away screaming!!

Kimk13 | 8

#4539883 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:14

That's a little much...

KriiFahMoro | 9

#4539896 - Friday 8 June 2012 01:18

11 - No u.

auzz1_pride | 9

#4540060 - Friday 8 June 2012 02:05

Can I be honest 19, your picture made me a little scared :(

lifeisaterriblem | 6

#4540167 - Friday 8 June 2012 02:38

Sounds like someone has problems

Spazz420 | 7

#4540268 - Friday 8 June 2012 03:12

It's a picture!! Seriously! Bad plastic surgery this OP is a wuss!

I_lost_the_game | 25

#4540556 - Friday 8 June 2012 04:25

That could be said for your fear. How would you like it if someone told you to "Man up, and get over it," for your fear?

Spazz420 | 7

#4540957 - Friday 8 June 2012 05:57

But fear of Michael Jackson's face?? It's effin stupid.

jbuczek1 | 0

#4541001 - Friday 8 June 2012 06:14

Your name says it all, Spazz.

mikeawesome | 0

#4541292 - Friday 8 June 2012 07:37

I agree with you they should grow up

FMLshark | 12

#4541555 - Friday 8 June 2012 09:33

That's like telling someone their fear of clowns is stupid. A phobia is an irrational fear. Please get off the Internet before your mom finds out you're using it without her permission.