Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML
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Nyx_fml
| 23
Seems like her boyfriend wasn't the only one getting milked.
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Nederlander95
| 14
I guess he was just a real BULL in bed
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kaitio331
| 17
That sucks
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Nederlander95
| 14
I guess he was just a real BULL in bed
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Ambient25
| 24
I knew her milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard
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sarkaar
| 30
Maybe the excessive moaning was to bullshit him to an ego boost. :)
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fuckyourlifeOP
| 25
All of these puns are udderly ridiculous.
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IvyOswin
| 17
Could be worse, she could be yelping like a dog.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Yeah that's right, milk all the cow puns for all they're worth.
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DREAMCATCHERoooo
| 4
Should have played "ol Mcdonald had a farm" on the loud speaker. Maybe next time the cheapo will spring for a hotel room.
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6FootUnder
| 11
Ba-dum ts.
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Nyx_fml
| 23
Seems like her boyfriend wasn't the only one getting milked.
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cheshirecat13242
| 32
...and OP sat there, listening to the moo sounds...
Weird, yes?
Weird, yes?
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| 28
A hypothesis:
Perhaps OP's sister was trying to moan heavily while her partner's... "member" was jamming her throat... restricting the appropriate airflow needed to produce true moaning sounds, and instead releasing half-moans sounding akin to that of a cow's mooing.
Perhaps OP's sister was trying to moan heavily while her partner's... "member" was jamming her throat... restricting the appropriate airflow needed to produce true moaning sounds, and instead releasing half-moans sounding akin to that of a cow's mooing.
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Ambient25
| 24
Or just as likely they were playing Farmville and OP mistook the porn on his computer for their bed shaking
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I sincerely apologize for disgusting everyone with my hypothesis.
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6FootUnder
| 11
Lmfao! best comment i've ever read, for that sir, I thank you.
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mochikyu_
| 14
I don't think I'll ever see a cow without giggling again...
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Nunaetsuko
| 13
That's a little extreme, don't you think..
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Oh, it'd be fun if anyone who knew you in person read your comment. They could plaster your life with pictures of cows. In your car, in your mailbox, and real cows on car rides... "Hey look, it's a cow!" -- "Hehehe, a cow, hehehe!" ... ;)
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CEOofFML
| 2
looks like a real milk festival
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StanSmith2013
| 26
At least she isn't a screamer!
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Ambient25
| 24
Is mooing any better?
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little_one1
| 14
I think I would prefer the sound of a cow mooing to a woman screeching due to an orgasm. .-.
Hey, that might just be me though!
Hey, that might just be me though!
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Ambient25
| 24
Well that solved the mystery of the first person to discover that a cow lactating can also be nutritious....
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Yes, I'd prefer mooing to screaming. Then I don't have to assume bloody murder every time the neighbors get a little too eager.
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bleeping
| 5
Got milk?
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kurodansei
| 16
Guess sis knows how to take the bull by the horn.
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AyeJay101
| 25
I just.... I just can't.
The mooooaning can't be that bad.
The mooooaning can't be that bad.
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TheAlchemist22
| 9
why do I get the feeling that someones jealous...
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whiskeey
| 14
Why on earth would he be jealous
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AgentAvalos
| 7
Cuz his sister is getting some and his not.
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notesz
| 21
Because op's a she.