Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a...

By Anonymous - 23/9/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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By LappDance | 16

#5685699 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:05

Would that be considered a shit and run?

By JellyBalls | 18

#5685693 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:03

Your sister?

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By JellyBalls | 18

#5685693 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:03

Your sister?

AbstraktThoughts | 13

#5685697 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:03

No shit.

JellyBalls | 18

#5685701 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:05

Does sarcasm not ship to your area?

Sea_shelle | 12

#5685702 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:06

Nice process of elimination, there

JellyBalls | 18

#5685711 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:10

Unless you were you being punny...

fsomelife | 26

#5685815 - Monday 23 September 2013 11:13

#3, may want to read more carefully next time!

Ian7890 | 23

#5686031 - Monday 23 September 2013 15:42

Thats not sarcasm... at all. An example of sarcasm would be,"Your sister seems like an awesome person!"

simplysarcastics | 25

#5686109 - Monday 23 September 2013 16:35

He was answering op's question. Where he said guess who had to leave. He said your sister which was being sarcastic. It was funny to me #1

simplysarcastics | 25

#5686112 - Monday 23 September 2013 16:38

Me myself I would have blocked the door and told her ass, she's not going anywhere until she cleans that shit up. Sister or no sister thats bad parenting, and being a bad sibling as well.

By rykothechubby | 5

#5685694 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:03

Bitch.

TheGreatAlexande | 12

#5685714 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:14

True, the solution, however, is simple; scoop it up, place it into a box, and mail it to her. It should have a very nice odor by the time it arrives.

Cazz91 | 21

#5685818 - Monday 23 September 2013 11:14

Not unless that kid had the shits... Scooping shit up isn't always in solids.

Jiplo | 18

#5936201 - Tuesday 6 May 2014 5:06

It is also important to make her pay for damages. White rugs don't tend to go well with "color."

By LappDance | 16

#5685699 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:05

Would that be considered a shit and run?

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#5685717 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:17

most definitely. I true shitty situation.

tman1985 | 9

#5686359 - Monday 23 September 2013 19:51

ITS A CRAP!!!!!

By Rah_Charles | 14

#5685700 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:05

Such a cruel thing /:

By VectorFields | 9

#5685703 - Monday 23 September 2013 9:07

She just forgot to buy a souvenir for you, so she made one on the spot. At least, you know this one comes from the deepness of her child's love for you.