By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 882
You deserved it 2 971
Kids
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

LappDance 16

Would that be considered a shit and run?

212 3
Reply Report
JellyBalls 18

Your sister?

149 15
Reply Report
Next

Comments

JellyBalls 18

Your sister?

149 15
Reply Report
AbstraktThoughts 13

No shit.

47 16
Reply Report
JellyBalls 18

Does sarcasm not ship to your area?

61 11
Reply Report
Sea_shelle 12
Send a private message

Nice process of elimination, there

12 27
Reply Report
JellyBalls 18

Unless you were you being punny...

35 5
Reply Report
fsomelife 26
Send a private message

#3, may want to read more carefully next time!

3 21
Reply Report
Ian7890 23
Send a private message

Thats not sarcasm... at all. An example of sarcasm would be,"Your sister seems like an awesome person!"

6 17
Reply Report
simplysarcastics 26

He was answering op's question. Where he said guess who had to leave. He said your sister which was being sarcastic. It was funny to me #1

13 0
Reply Report
simplysarcastics 26

Me myself I would have blocked the door and told her ass, she's not going anywhere until she cleans that shit up. Sister or no sister thats bad parenting, and being a bad sibling as well.

18 2
Reply Report
rykothechubby 5

Bitch.

88 4
Reply Report
TheGreatAlexande 12
Send a private message

True, the solution, however, is simple; scoop it up, place it into a box, and mail it to her. It should have a very nice odor by the time it arrives.

58 0
Reply Report
Cazz91 21
Send a private message

Not unless that kid had the shits... Scooping shit up isn't always in solids.

10 0
Reply Report
Jiplo 18
Send a private message

It is also important to make her pay for damages. White rugs don't tend to go well with "color."

3 0
Reply Report
LappDance 16

Would that be considered a shit and run?

212 3
Reply Report
1PersonIsMyWorld 22

most definitely. I true shitty situation.

2 42
Reply Report
tman1985 9
Send a private message

ITS A CRAP!!!!!

3 1
Reply Report
Rah_Charles 14
Send a private message

Such a cruel thing /:

7 21
Reply Report
VectorFields 9
Send a private message

She just forgot to buy a souvenir for you, so she made one on the spot. At least, you know this one comes from the deepness of her child's love for you.

8 27
Reply Report
thrifting 18
Send a private message

Or the deepness of her child's butthole

10 2
Reply Report
JonDG 12
Send a private message

how come you get + but they get -?

0 0
Reply Report
VectorFields 9
Send a private message

Well, that was the point, #28...

0 0
Reply Report
SexyGamerNerd110 8
Send a private message

Well that sounded like a shitty visit

8 27
Reply Report
jasmine2301 25

Great. Please God no. Atleast I haven't seen 'That's a shitty situation,' yet.

0 0
Reply Report
rykothechubby 5

I think you mean, ex-sister.

96 2
Reply Report
Bigfabthetruth52 22

Nothing to disown her for but id be pissed at her for a while.

1 1
Reply Report
rykothechubby 5

It's a joke based on a popular comment made in FML's.

4 0
Reply Report
tacojauns 45
Send a private message

*Sassy black girl voice* "Ohhhh hell nooooo"

82 3
Reply Report
castleofg1ass 19

Guess who's never getting an invitation back to your house... Ever

27 5
Reply Report
QueenJay81 13
Send a private message

That was so inconsiderate of ur sis

9 15
Reply Report
Next