FML : Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

By sisterly love / Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:13 / United States - Santa Clara

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By BeccaHugs | 17

#5628352 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:05

A smart little entrepreneur your sister is. If she ever starts a business, I would invest.

By TorturedXeno | 27

#5628355 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:05

You mean your ex-sister? Just kidding. FYL, OP. I hope there's nothing blackmail-worthy on the pages.

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By cheesebond | 20

#5628349 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:03

First

webbface | 25

#5628357 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:06

Wtf? Seriously? Anyways, that sucks OP but it's kinda funny. Should learn to hide your diary. ;)

Obey_StudBoii | 23

#5628364 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:09

#1 You're an ass. No one cares that you were first to comment.

By BeccaHugs | 17

#5628352 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:05

A smart little entrepreneur your sister is. If she ever starts a business, I would invest.

lennelleong | 31

#5628365 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:09

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SamanthaNGoree | 10

#5628369 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:11

12- Wow, way to take a comment WAY too seriously..

Ambient25 | 24

#5628377 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:18

Thank you #12 for being #2's broker...

lennelleong | 31

#5628402 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:48

#13, you take artificial gunk i.e. make-up way too seriously.

Treveyon56 | 14

#5628407 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:55

Wow someone had a huge bowl of carnation instant bitch this morning.

Alicestraza | 33

#5628408 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:55

Wow #25, that's your comeback? Attacking her appearance just because you can't take a joke?

rockstar362 | 8

#5628413 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:58

25, you're judging 13s use of make up via FML comment? Really?

hashshim | 21

#5629332 - Thursday 15 August 2013 11:27

wait. where's #1?

By then000bster | 16

#5628353 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:05

Hey, some people know how to make money (:

webbface | 25

#5628363 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:08

I'm glad you changed your comment.

By TorturedXeno | 27

#5628355 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:05

You mean your ex-sister? Just kidding. FYL, OP. I hope there's nothing blackmail-worthy on the pages.

threer | 30

#5632826 - Sunday 18 August 2013 10:53

It's a diary.

By zahra_786 | 19

#5628358 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:06

Really? your own sisters?! I'm sorry OP, that must have been very hurtful and annoying to hear! I hope there was nothing too bad written in there.

By SamanthaNGoree | 10

#5628359 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:07

I hope you get a cut of the profit.

Ambient25 | 24

#5628378 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:20

Yes a nice and embarrassing cut of the profit

thatnucca | 36

#5628570 - Thursday 15 August 2013 01:14

I could picture her making up some fake diary pages and selling them to your exes if and when you run out of juicy stuff to sell... Lol

By Ambient25 | 24

#5628360 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:07

This is the part where you put Nair in her shampoo

epicRawrz | 16

#5628370 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:11

That is just so evil but so right.

ViRepz | 28

#5628375 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:17

Or put bread on her face while she is asleep on the beach.

Jake_Hale | 7

#5628419 - Thursday 15 August 2013 10:08

Or bleach

thatnucca | 36

#5628571 - Thursday 15 August 2013 01:15

Really? bleach? Smdh

ksks1234 | 33

#5629130 - Thursday 15 August 2013 08:35

Nair in the shampoo doesn't work well. You can smell the Nair and know something is up. Put some dye in a capsule and put that in the shower head.

By Obey_StudBoii | 23

#5628362 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:08

That's just..that's wrong. She went behind your back and invaded your privacy.

aimeegoldberg | 22

#5628458 - Thursday 15 August 2013 11:40

Thank you Mother Teresa

By LennyComa | 36

#5628373 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:13

Wow. They were paying for it, You're either a talented writer or your ex boyfriends are shallow twats. Also you need to slap your sister upside her traitorous head.

By lagrimae | 9

#5628376 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:17

that sounds like my sister. I hope you'res and my never met up. It could be the end for us.

_tequierodianna | 14

#5628380 - Thursday 15 August 2013 09:26

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