By Humaned - 13/03/2016 20:54 - Cura?ao - Willemstad

Today, my school is making us take care of eggs for a teen pregnancy awareness project. Ever since we got the eggs, I've had nightmares, and people question why I don't want kids. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 051
You deserved it 1 719

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Eggcellent choice- kids are not for everyone, and that's totally okay. I hope you make it through the assignment OP!

Pretty accurate class, real children give you nightmares too. Lol

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Well... I guess it's an effective method to help stop teen pregnancy?

Pretty accurate class, real children give you nightmares too. Lol

Eggcellent choice- kids are not for everyone, and that's totally okay. I hope you make it through the assignment OP!

I said similar to this, got flagged for spam. It was the first comment too

That's Eggcellent. I got flagged the first time.

That's kinda pathetic. Stick to your username #6 and stop trying to "be" someone with those dumb "first" comments.

That's why I love Alan, he doesn't just moderate comments that are inappropriate. He tries to keep the intelligence level a little higher than normal

Oh don't go and say that, 51. I'd only just broken his self-esteem, then you come along like some kind of guardian angel. You're going on my list.

What list. And my self esteem wasn't broken. Who are you talking to

Wait till you take care of the Infant Simulator. Utter torture.

But it's an egg...

It's the pressure behind protecting and caring for the egg that's leading to the stress-induced nightmares. Op clearly doesn't want to handle that kind of responsibility now or in the future

what kind of an egg is it? the standard chicken egg?

no, a dinosaur egg.

Well, I know it was stupid question, but there are many eggs that are relativity easy to care for...

I bet the eggs are actually mind-controlling monster eggs.

Yeeeess buffy!!

Next tym tell them.. Whenever i see u, i am afraid of kids